Buckster

One for six.

You’ve got “something”, there’s no doubt about that.

are you conspiring with zzzak?

He should be easy to spot, he has more chins than a Chinese telephone directory.

Harley is number 1 as always.

https://www.facebook.com/reel/542869021176116?s=yWDuG2&fs=e

Told you that foxglove would do the trick.

I’m 100% mongrel.

Did the wife take the electric whisk to your face again?

There is no justice, never mind, you will be able to sit down pain free again at some point in the next month or so.

Use the one off the old one?

Pedro should have won this for having gay sex in a Muslim country in exchange for spice mix.

It would be fitting to wish everyone a happy Christmas but it would be an insincere platitude so you can all fuck right off.

Congratulations you turkey necked homo.

That is our monarch, show some respect you treacherous heathen!

Better than a turkey.

Is that Pedro on the wine again?

You only got a Harley because I have one, unfortunately it couldn't do anything for your inferior genetics. You are a natural twat though, unlike me. I'm just a great guy who goes out of his way to improve the lives of others.

You handed your “sausage” to a child?

Only when he is sober.

So you have two daughters.

Marcel deserves the title for his complete lack of originality by copying me in order to get some form of credibility.