Buckster

Blowing a gale here but at least it is dry, I have the back end of the bike in bits at the moment fitting my latest accessory, so all things being equal that will be done today and tomorrow afternoon looks like good riding weather.

Pictures or it didn’t happen.

You mean real non gay bikes?

BSA you say?

Those midgets are very demanding.

I can be smoking a cigar in the picture just for you your friend.

Geriatric cunts.

Let’s see if he posts a BSA picture for BOTM.

Yes, the outside.

Prison.

Pissing down here yet again.

I’d be cautious of asking some greasy spic for something for your throat though.

Those as well.

I will send you a picture of me in my pants leaning provocatively across my Tour Pak.

Has it got a cellar?

El Lockets.

I think they are a great idea for anyone travelling with a bike, I’m planning on getting one this season.

Which leg though? Maybe he has found the missing one.

The opposite of a gimp then.

Not if the wind catches him and he ends up as fish food in the sea.

Your number plate was probably covered in shit anyway.