Buckster

If the fairing was on it you would be touching yourself.

Done.

Apparently “Adonis” means fat wobbly cunt.

Is that your granddaughter?

You know those are going to fit well.

My old DR800 had twin carbs.

I’ve always had a soft spot for CCM.

I knew it, South American twat.

When I had my big accident, the attending in A&E remarked that it looked like I had a bad break as my left foot was 90° to my knee. They cut my trousers and boot off and he went pale and passed out. The nurse then told me my leg was twisted 270° and bits of bone were sticking out but the good news was my ankle looked okay.

They are making a comeback, I can see one in my future.

Nah, a lot of them involve death and dismemberment and I'm pretty sure more than one could get me arrested.

I have some funny stories but I feel that you lot may not see them that way.

Nice, is that a Yamaha motor?

That’s Marcel.

I would have replied “okay, I will get it back off your successor”.

Women!