Buckster

You probably wouldn't want to use a blacklight on that.

Sounds like you have experience, I guess you have cold winters.

I guess you will enjoy the feeling of something under hard braking today. Busabumboy.

So moderate it gimp.

Gay.

Two blokes on a busa?

He's going senile.

He's turned into one of those moaning old gits.

I fight them off.

It's insured against theft still, lack of mot only voids insurance if you are on the road. You ginger cockwomble.

Its still like that for Harley riders.

What's the crank angle?

Bike MOT is out, I should probably clean it before it goes in.

It would look good in the back of @Six30's van, as long as he kept the doors closed.

No, he died.

Parts don't wear in the back of a van.

It's American.

I'm getting paid?

He doesn’t understand reflections, he can’t use mirrors because gingers don’t have a reflection.

That’s where he dipped his knob in it.

I had time today so I fitted the new rocker breathers, rear cylinder is a pain because of clearance with the frame so I had to get a 7/16 torque extender which I ended up ordering from the states. Anyway the new style breathers assemblies which were gifted to me by Edinburgh Harley Davidson solved some of the clearance issues. Hopefully no more oil guffing into the air filter for a few thousand miles. First the rear cylinder, removing the old breather. Comparing old and new. New breather fitted. Then the front cylinder. It all looked nice and clean in there which is a good sign. Gaskets looked okay but I fitted new ones anyway, put it all together and warmed the motor up and no leaks so jobs a good one. Couldn't do a test ride as the mot ran out yesterday, I must make a note on the calendar. Going in on Tuesday morning for that.

When do we get to the good bit? You know, when the wank panzer shits itself.

You mean black ice?