Buckster

Picture of you in the T-shirt.

I would press that button as soon as I got home.

Just keep the van doors closed, it will be like Schrödinger’s bike.

I haven’t seen it, what’s it about?

Is that @zzzak?

Is that the one about the old guy with the old bike in a streamliner fairing who shaved his tyres and went to Bonneville Salt Flats in America?

I don't get ill due to my superior dna and massive IQ. Oh balls, wrong thread.

Through the shed door maybe, it’s in there somewhere. Pity you don’t ride a bike.

No nipples.

This is excellent.

We don’t need to see pictures of you and the midgets.

Make the most of it, there are few days like that.

Remind you of anyone?

@Marcel will have one of these in a few weeks.

Moran? noun: moran; plural noun: moran a member of the warrior group of the Masai people of East Africa, which comprises the younger unmarried males. Origin Masai. I’m glad you keep confirming your massive IQ otherwise we might assume you are a dickhead. noun: dickhead; plural noun: dickheads a stupid, irritating, or ridiculous man. Origin zzzak.

There are plenty of pictures of me on here. You don’t ride at all, you are all talk, everyone sees it.

Translates to being too paranoid to travel. Best to just talk shit on the internet instead.

Definitely touched a nerve there.