Buckster

I don’t think so.

There are houses older than that here.

They sent a crane to the moon? That's super cool.

My nutsack looks a bit like Shrek. Do you want to see?

Legendary pile of shite.

My pubes are like a mystical forest occupied by a giant dragon.

Did you ride the bike all the way from the van?

Not for you.

Yep, looks like he is illuminati.

Oh I see, cosy table for two in the corner.

You two go on picnics together?

Beware of catching crabs in public toilets.

We should do a gofundme and send him to the moon or some other place with similar atmosphere.

I approve.

I’m nice to everyone, I even speak to you, I don’t have any issues with you just because you are a gimp.

What do you mean? I’m looking out for you, one minute he is telling you that you are his best buddy, next he is smearing your fat arse with strawberry ice cream and calling you Billybob.

We have bandit screens.

You are a pair of bloody ponces.

Watch out @Pedro, he has already said he has the hots for fat blokes he meets on the internet.

Like I have a bad flu, I suspect I will kick it tomorrow judging by how quick it seems to be working through its cycle, not much of a cough thankfully. I feel a bit spaced out though, not a good idea to drive a bus right now. This is my first time, I seem to have missed it up to now.

I just tested positive for covid.