XTreme

If I'd only gone out with other riders over the last 20 years I'd only have ridden about a dozen times. And that dozen times would have been a combination of you, Bruce, Ren, Dell, and Lyn. That's not exactly the stuff that dreams are made of is it? I think everybody these days has gone to the extreme of being over-cautious about everything. It's one thing to anticipate danger within a situation......but we're at the stage now where everybody imagines danger everywhere.

I'm mentally as sharp as I've ever been! Can't say the same physically though.

You misunderstand......I don't want to retire! I'm not going to throw away all the years of work that I've put into the business. If somebody came along with a big money buyout for it then I might think about it.......but that's highly unlikely to happen. Particularly due to the Political events of the last 5 years. Which I can't discuss.......otherwise I'll have to send myself an incoherent warning PM.

I don't have the time for two bikes though Lionel! If I was retired then yes.......but that scenario will never happen.

But my fender will get dirty then! I don't want dirt on anything! Not even on my Puck......and especially not on my Beak!

Can't stand facial hair......makes me itch. Did have a bright ginger moustache for a short while 40 years ago though. Till I saw a photo of myself with it and realised I looked like a fucking twat!

John Le Mesurier.......who played the same role in everything he was in! So Sid James as well!

Says the man who's building momentum on a daily basis towards TOTY 2021.

Seaman Stains is going to have an incoherent warning PM if he keeps on Lionel! Tell him @Tym

You quoted me you fucking bellend!

I'm not bald, I'm not ginger, and I don't have a beard! So how is that relevant to me?

Why do they tell you that Fred? I get it now on FB cos I'm old......and Bob gets it because he's old and only has one leg! You're not old.....and you've got two legs. So why do they say that?

He's Welsh......that's fuckall to us! You English would need an Air Ambulance, Psychiatric Counselling, and a Social Worker after that!

Blatant play for @Buckster's TOTY award! Why have you got CCTV filming all the time Fred.......is there a crime problem there?

Wasn't it loosely based on the Deauville Clive?

That's Hattie Jacques!

I think you're onto something Clive......it's since @Bruce said his bike was pink that he's pulled a no-show!

I see @Richzx6r is here! Where you been Rich? Word on the street was that you'd flounced because nobody's called you a Cunt yet?

Just did my daily job of cleaning the Pellet Burner! The wife's back gives her too much grief if she tries......so she's delegated the gig to a Pensioner.

But at least you're not pissing your pants anymore Keith!

Just got back from feeding the horses! 5c, wet, and blowing a gale! So I'm grounded today!