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Very nice!

What about the stuff you eat that tastes like Cockney Fanny though?

Yes it appears so! Not sure why they're interested really......but there you go!

I'm sure he'll have asked permission Clive! And did you know we've been watched? I've already matched one IP address to a member of the Management team.

I've never seen any where I am though. And never seen any bikes showing signs of salt damage.

Seen this report @skyrider

I thought Babycham was your tipple?

Top Man Clive! That'll straighten that millennial motherfucker out!

Tools are highly overrated!

If you ain't livin' on the edge you're taking up too much space Fred! Even at my age I'll take any risk......except Tools! That's a bridge too far!

Send him an incoherent warning PM Clive.......that seems to be the modern method of dealing with things.

No.....I said there was loads of cunts on here!

A lot of people being called Cunts, Bruce showing his ass to Michelle again, Fred fell down some steps and even managed to get it on vid, I'm now a Dead Man Walking because I don't carry a Preppers Survival Kit when I take my bike to the bike wash, and my Beemer's getting a Puck fitted next week!

What you reckon @Clive?

Brilliant Russ......looks great! And all vids need to be linked to YouTube......and then they stream in. But you mentioned salt on the roads? We don't have any of that here so there must be a variation in your province. @Skippy.......they don't put salt down in Murcia either do they?

Good to see you Rich.....I had @Swagman and @Clive standing by ready to go in and break you out of the other place! I'd hate to see a young guy like you get bitchslapped by The Man as has happened to @Six30

You certainly look to me like you're pretty bloody capable offroad Fred! Steps of course are a different matter! Maybe you should think of strapping on one of @Bruce's Survival Kits when you attempt those steps again?

I go out to Style and Profile in good weather conditions Bruce......I'm not going into battle in some third world country. In 1971.....I first got out on a bike and rode! 50 years later I'm still doing it. Never broken a bone, never totalled a bike, and never made an insurance claim. And not hit the deck since 78. Yet now I'm a Dead Man Walking!

I see what you mean! But if that is a concern then there's plenty of options to give additional security. There's GPS's with accident alarm features and even apps for your smartphone! https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=at.bikersos&hl=en&gl=US

I'm not playing the hero.....I'm telling you the reality of things. I get told about riding alone now on FB, Bob gets told, Fred gets told.......I'm sure those advisories don't all come with the caveat......"only when you're offroading". The serious carnage invariably happens onroad........the more minor stuff happens offroad!

It's a man's life on a modern Tomos for sure!

Tool?

Nobody did back in the 70's Pedro.....everybody just got on with their lives. My experience tells me it's much safer to ride alone.......I don't have to allow for fuckwits riding with me. I saw some carnage back in those days......even two mates getting killed! One beheaded and the other impaled through railings. So from 79 on I did my own thing.......and I'm still here. Also, bear in mind that it wasn't till the mid 90's that Mobiles came on the scene.....prior to that you really were on your own!