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It's the sort of thing that would appeal to @Buckster I'd say!

It was a cold day I'm sure!

Not sure about these you know! What you think @Grasshopper's Ride?

Love the Omega Man scenario!

It's the Paul Newman look Clive!

People?

Those psychotic motherfuckers could be lurking anywhere!

Other forums seem to charge for the feature Tym.

@Bruce.......Swagman's back on form! Normal service has been resumed! Spouting totally incomprehensible gibberish again!

Pub? I don't have a Pub! I'm a Web Developer not a Landlord you knuckle dragger!

Here you go @Clive and @Swagman.......you've got fuck all else to do cos you're well past it. So here's a thread for you sad old fucks to pass the time by moaning about your Piles and your Gout. And just a point of order here! Clive mentioned that he paid a subscription on another forum and then everybody ignored him. Well there's no subscriptions on this site, so I'm sure you'll be pleased that people will now ignore you and it's not going to cost you fuck all. Now that's value for money I'd say! What you reckon @Tym?

So it was Ren that dumped Bruce on me! The toothless old fucker has never forgiven me for running off to Spain with his teeth!

We need Scooter Ride Reports Dave. Get your fat ass down to Brighton and go and twat some fucker with a deckchair! That would go viral and really put us on the map.

No parole for us Phil!

I just find it funny as fuck! Like years ago.....one of the boys would puke up after a skinful and everybody would go and look at it to see if there were any carrots in it!

Is Gail still working?

Only when the food looks like shit Pedro.......and Moon's stuff looks like shit to me. @Earache doesn't get any puke gifs cos he eats normal food!

Same here Phil.....still working and 67 in April. Always will be, but at least it isn't physical stuff. I couldn't handle that! Have they stopped you riding totally then? We can ride but only within the town perimeters.

How you doing Phil? I was speaking to Darren Motton on FB yesterday! He sent me a friend request as he thought I was one of the Carediff Boys cos we were friends. I think he had a fucking shock when he found out I was a Jack! I told him you were a toothless old cunt as well. He said he knew that already!

Yes Michelle......but you're old news now he's spotted Shania Twain's drummer!

Do they have cameras too?

Oh god......I'll have to spend the rest of this thread apologising for @Bruce and @Sir Fallsalot now!