XTreme

Different machine now entirely.

You're eating well Pedro!

Sid James was brilliant wasn't he?

Everything gets turned here Ray.....it's like a "Carry On" film!

WTF is that?

As I understand it yes! And I think calling somebody a Greaser is a racist slur. Badge of Honour to Brit guys of my generation!

That looks nice.......as long as the crusts are soft! Can't eat hard things due to being dentally disadvantaged! Not on Ren's scale obviously, but I'm not playing with a full deck!

I think she's up to speed on Fannies Bob......not sure she's aware of any of the Welsh slang though! @Grasshopper's Ride........can you translate this: "I'm going to buy baps, daps, and dunkers".

This isn't the time or the place to discuss your experiences with fannies in London Ray!

Is it built in an old warehouse or something Eric?

CB500X is what you want!

So Michelle went for an Indian......now she fancies a nice Chinese?

If you SORN a bike and the MOT runs out, doesn't that invalidate the insurance?

What makes?

Geographically, it's difficult for me to take Michelle's bike back and make a complaint! @Tym is closer......I'm sure he'd be up to taking a trip north! To shoot them!

She wants a reliable bike not Marvin Fucking Gaye!

Shouldn't be happening with any bike......especially a new one Michelle! I'm sure a Chinese bike would do better than that.

There was brake hoses......I remember she was waiting for the parts to arrive! Then I'm sure it didn't start one time.....was it battery?

The bike is nearly new Fred......she's been replacing things which shouldn't be going on a bike of that age.

Same as here......"Via Verde".

It's Fate Michelle......things happen for a reason.

It's not specifically the puncture Fred.....that can happen to anybody. For me, it's the accumulation of issues that Michelle has had......then once she gets it going again she gets the puncture. It's an Omen......Fate is intervening to stop her riding it.