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Truck Stops were the big thing for @Pedro 15 years ago from what I can remember?

They probably think you're James Bond Yen!

Why are you twats still posting in the weekend thread? @Tym.......send 'em an incomprehensible warning PM!

But the problem, as you know, is that she's from Penlan Fred!

Problem with that is I never ride at night Eric.......too dangerous here with wild animals on the road. 2 years ago, a Dutch mate on a Varadero hit a wild boar at 2AM in the morning on a deserted country road. He was unconscious in the road for 4 hours till an early morning farmer found him. He spent 2 weeks in Granada Hospital and his Varadero was totalled.

It would drive me crazy if I retired!

I would.....get it sorted so you're ready to go. For a loaf of bread!

Ain't it the truth! I struggle to find the energy to clean my bike these days!

No.....that's not an area of motorcycling that I have any knowledge of since 1978 Rich.

Heed body bars HERE! Got to figure out some bullshit excuse to the wife as to why it's critical for me to get these.......avoidance of death and dismemberment, bad knees, old age etc etc. Thing is after nearly 40 years she's just about heard them all.......so I got to work hard on this one!

Which brand did you get?

We'll need a new thread for this crazy shit Yen!

What bike is your mate riding Eric?

You put a turd into every drawing Yen?

Yen's a mover and a shaker in the world of shit Chris! He lives for it!

As long as it's not those fucking subhumans from the other forum Lionel!

Hardcore moped!

I think the official dealer organised ones stipulate only Beemers. Same with the Harley twats! WTF are they going to do if you start following them on another make? Call Plod? I hate that pretentious bullshit!

You've mislaid the usual one then Dave? I wish I could mislay this fucking big Jewboy one that I've got!

I think this is the first wheelbarrow thing report that we've had!

Those sort of guided tours locations take the real atmosphere out of the places though Chris. I like the suspense of being in a remote abandoned location on your own......and not knowing what you're going to find.

I hate to bring this aspect up......but what about English DNA?