boboneleg

I've just kitted up the little bike as I'm off for some trail riding tomorrow. I am heading towards Salisbury Plain but I'll be staying mainly to the north as the hippies will be out in force around Stonehenge for the summer solstice even though Boris has told them to stay at home ?

Ozzy

Scroats

Where's the 'run like fuck' smiley

I'll take three of them, send them around to the servants door and they'll deal with it

How many fingers do you use to pull on your levers (not that sort), clutch and brake. Do you use a different amount on the brake to your clutch ? Are you a flash fucker with no clutch lever (Honda DCT) ? You wanted some new threads Pete, this is top drawer stuff, feckin rivetting ? Personally I use two fingers on each

I work in a Ducati shop, we have lots of oil. If it's good enough for those highly strung darlings then it's good enough for my bikes ?

Should I have a change today and shave the left side of my face before the right ?

He's an English yokel, not unlike myself ?

This was nine years ago

Nice ?

Only 30bhp , you've been done ?

Yes, do it

Most of the bad riders I've come across are road warriors (no offence to anyone) who want to do trail riding. Their first mistake is that turn up on some 1000/1200cc adventure bike (on road tyres) and insist that they'll be able to get down any lane that I can on my 250/400 trail bike. After you've picked them up for about the fifth time in the first 800yds some of them might get the message that smaller/lighter is much better

0.99p for 95 octane in ASDA last week, lowest it's been for years.

What car have you got Fred ? I'm trying to work out how come my tax is twice as much as yours

This is true but I found myself in conflicting camps as I was a biker and a football supporter , my football mates just didn't get 'the bike thing' ?

Hello

Hello Steve

Hello Earache

Hello Johnny

Ive also met Fred, Ren, Dave and Bruce and none of them were cunts either.

I've met Chris and no , he's not a Cunt.

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