boboneleg

I know your tounge is firmly in your cheek there Pete but Brexit is also to blame. The foreign drivers don't want to come here anymore to work as it's too much hassle for them. And if you ask the average 21 year old Brit to be a lorry driver he/she'll will just look at you like you're some kind of a moron.

A good rider could embarrass a sports bike on one, not sure why six wants one though

I'd go down it if I had someone like you with me Fred but not on my own.

You're not too wide of the mark Pete, it's a Hypermotard

Not so much on that one, it's a wet clutch with a slipper.

That's the one Fred, he certainly goes for it

I haven't got much for July so I'll go with the tiddler...............

Take your helmet off, we can't see your mullet

That sounds like a superb day Fred . That tower is better than the one I went to in Dorset because you can get into it. I recognise that lane, that’s on James Higgs Tetty route, he’s in Wiltshire TRF and I think he’s the linesman for UK TET as well.

What a load of horseshit

Fuckmine Fred, it gets worse. You don’t like Rugby, you can’t sing like Tom Jones (even though he lived just down the road from you) and now you can’t tell us what sheep that is Welsh my fucking arse

When I take people on bike rides through Wedmore they find it hard to believe that paedo lived there

Brilliant Ian , outstanding scenery and a great report, even the barge looks passable

I can’t believe how much abandoned shit there is where you live

Yes Fred, besides the op (and recovery) it would be almost impossible to do the trips at the moment with things so restricted.

I’ve got three different French trips planned but I can’t see any of it happening until next year at least

There was a new high this evening when I didn’t get any dinner at all Bloody good job my wife brought that pasta in earlier

Excellent Fred, some cracking lanes around there. I don’t ride them enough but having seen your photos I can remember why

Why have you got to have a test Clive ? Is it to do with the tests for your hearing?

Have you cleaned it Clive ? if you have, chuck some talcum powder on the suspect area and then you should be able to see more clearly where the leak is

Two crackers and smallest piece of cheese ever

Not sure yet

So I chose the burger for this evenings meal and that’s exactly what I got. no relish, no salad, no chips

Nice one Fred, makes me want to get out and ride right now