boboneleg

Has she forgotten her knickers, my eyes are not as good as they used to be

Donald has just tweeted that it's fake news

That'll draw in a 'different' crowd ?

Over here it's commonly known as 'overbanding' and it doesn't really create a problem unless it's wet and you hit it at the wrong angle with knobbly tyres on, then it gets exciting

I took a photo for you this morning but that's as close as I'm getting before the lycra hordes start to question why I'm there

Jesus, my Tenere is 205kg fully fuelled.

Hello, if you're a mate of Pedro's you can't be all that bad ?

Some good one's this month.

It's not far from me but it's overrun with lycra wearing cycle bandits, not a place for me

No, that's occupied by 'dark' dudes

I'd say it was more charity shop reject ?

I've been trying to find some 'dark side' places around here but they're usually occupied by 'strange' dudes so I think i'll just go for a trail ride.

He's fucked, so no photos

You're obviously a mate of 'the Leg '

That's the one, Big Bird rides again .

I reckon you need to have it painted bright yellow ?

According to my boss I am a Leg end

Yep, it's been like it since the day I lost it ?

The Moobs would call it a gay top box

Lovely, but you've still got to change the oil every 600 miles and it's soooooooooooooooo feckin expensive to buy the basic bike.

Dusty down a wet lane in Somerset.........

Go get it Pete You don't go on trips abroad or to the other side of Spain so it will do you fine. I've been to France twice on my 250 and as long as you leave motorways out it's absolutely fine, just tune yourself in to the slightly slower speeds, you see more of the countryside anyway. I'll probably be in your position before long (dodgy right knee and hip) but I know that I'll be able to carry on riding on the 250

No bikes for me this weekend. It is our 30th wedding anniversary so we are off to a posh hotel in the Cotswolds for a weekend of realxation and stuffing our faces ? It must be posh as I've even washed my car today as I didn't want to turn up with it covered in dust ? https://www.lordsofthemanor.com/