boboneleg

That's some driving, one mistake and you've more or less had it.

FUCK ALL !

Why has the woman got a triangle hanging off her ear ? The bloke who plays the triangle in the orchestra is going to be well pissed off

I wouldn't ignore him, I'd just call him a half-assed twat

How to terrify kids in one easy lesson

Beleive me Yen, that took some getting upright. The photo just doesn't do justice to how steep and bloody slippery it was.

If you can't lift your own bike up you should be choosing another bike. When your on a muddy trail with a camber it can take a bit of effort and ingenuity but you should always be able to lift it up by yourself .

Nice one Ian , good to see you getting out. I'd give that biker party a miss if I were you, @Six30 reckons the Pink Ladies parties are much better

Sorry to hear that Keith

Hi Harley Lady, good to have another Harley rider here as the we’ve got at the moment is a bit dodgy

Wot tYm said

My wife made her Prawn pasta on friday, it's one of my favourites. She makes it with three dried chillies in there to give it a bit of bite.

You going to the show at Builth Fred ?

Bollox, like he says, supported them when they were in the 3rd division. You live in Kent, what's wrong with supporting Gillingham ?

Totally agree with that. I've supported my local team since I first went in 1966, we'll never win anything big but that's not the point. btw @Mawsley, The only time I've ever had a bet at a match was at Leicester circa 1978 ? , I go the score right 1-2 win for us at 16-1 and it paid for my day out

That looks like a great area to explore Yen, what an awesome tree this is....................

We've got loads of them out in our back lane but I only have 3 or 4 now. I've learned my lesson from when I was a kid and the belly aches I had after stuffing my face with them

That would have been the easiest way out but the rut I was in was deep and narrow so it prevented me from taking that action. I just rocked it fore and aft about 50,000 times until it broke free

Did you catch anything Keith ?

They may have to shown proof of having had a PCR test 72 hours before entering Spain ? I know you do if you go to France .

Fred has shown clearly why you shouldn't really go out trail riding on your own, but we've all done it and sometimes you've just got to get yourself out of a situation. Back in 2015 I was riding some new (to me ) lanes in Dorset, the ground underfoot was soft as we'd had a lot of rain but the first set of lanes were uneventful. Then I came to this one, the grass was long (it was July) so it was hard to see what the surface was like . Next minute my front wheel disapearred down a hole , the lane had been undermined by badgers It took me about 45 minutes of sweating to get Doris out , in the photos she's half way out and I'm starting to win. That day was a draw I reckon, Suzuki DR350 1-1 Badgers

I like the colours on the new GS

Wot tYm said and I think I'm right in saying that we invented the language while you lot have tried your best to fuck it up