boboneleg

My brother and his wife will be up for that, he's the 'road captain' or something equally silly for Bridgewater HOG.

I reckon @Clive is right, @Mawsley is going to be gutted

You're not allowed to laugh , take the piss, pull your plonker or any of the other great joys in life ................

Silly boy, this is what a Suzuki should look like

It's very nice except the wheels. The wheels look like you painted them

Well be on your best behaviour then. Accountants , solicitors and bank managers don't take kindly to be being called cunts

Navigated the tip recycling centre without a problem and also bought Ersilia a nice pot while I was there , sat at home waiting for a front sprocket to arrive now.

Hurry up @Six30

Is it Chinese or do the Polish make any motorcycles

You're moving to Poland .........

Jesu, good luck with that Ray. Make sure you have your weetabix if you remove that sump guard, they weigh a feckin ton............

Fuckmine, this is unreal. @Buckster is even taking photos of his dinner now ..............

Nah , Cheddar caves

Perhaps @Mawsley is one of the original 'ton-up' boys

You mean the one that's like something out of 1950's Britain

That is absolutely spectacular @Pedro On a par with the sort of stuff @Earache used to post, what happened to him ??

Another no show ?

When my leg was amputated and I was in intensive care they gave me a morphine pump , it was the worst experience of my life . It just made it clear to me that taking drugs for recreational purposes was never going to happen for me, we're all different I suppose but I just can't get my head around why anyone would do that.

Well there are people who contribute to the forum and people who compliment those efforts and then there are people who just write stuff for their own gratification