boboneleg

pseudonym

So @Tym reckons you may have a hot ass @Slowlycatchymonkey . If you're that bored today go and get Mr Slowly to take a photo and we'll judge

I'm just trying to not look as old as I really am ...........

Au contraire mon ami, from what I've seen in the past our Ren does ok with the ladies

My mate did that about four years ago, p/x'ed his Speed Triple for a Himlayan. We took the piss as the dealer wheeled out of the showroom saying ' you seem to have just lost 105bhp in one go Tony '

We're fine, we've been throwing insults at each other for about 15 years. Most of it goes right over my head as I'm sure it does for the bus driver

Thank you Lurch

Well the wearherman lied here, it was supposed to be raining early and then showers. Infact it's glorious sunshine but I have commited to a walk with Paolo so no bike riding for me. On the upside there will be rugby later and I have several different stouts to try (as we are playing Ireland) , so it's not all bad

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Feckin BINGO.................... for once I win

Just proves that God is a twat, why would you make the tallest peeps go down mines

Yeah but what shoe size are you ? nudge, nudge

Are you taking the piss.....................

Is that a kicker Ray ? the early ones weren't that clever.

Yep

I went to the dirt bike show once in my wheelchair. My mate got in free as he was classed as my carer whereas I had to pay half price. Then the feckers piled everything they bought on my lap until I couldn’t even see anything. Wankers

Teabag alert

I can't say I 'lived' through the 50's but I was born in '58

What's ' yakky dah ' in crude dago peasant

What an ugly bike

Bucky's getting in a preemtive strike

I’ve been married to an Italian speaker for over 31 years but I still don’t speak a lot of it. I understand a lot but they speak in dialect so that makes it harder as I learn all the wrong words

Nice photo , where is that ?

If I still had my Honda I reckon it would take over £100 to fill it up now, I’ll stick to Pat’s van