boboneleg

Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, you've let the cat out of the bag. @XTreme will be onto you now for a ride report

She ?? @XTreme told us it's a bloke

Watch out Ray, he's just trying to entice you into that abandoned building across the road

aye, aye. It seems that I've turned into a bot from Pakistan

Where are the birds, are they wearing bikini's ?

It depends if it's for the track or for the road. I'll presume it's for the track and vote for the Aprilia

Ummmmmmmmmmmmmm, World cup is this year and it's in Qatar

I thought it looked quite modern for a Guzzi

No standing around drinking cups of tea in Spain I suppose

A while back we had a guy turn up at work on a Super Tenere, he was going to get a custom map on the dyno. As I helped to push his bike up the ramp I told him that his number plate was missing. He knew and had ridden up from Taunton like that (about 35 miles), when I enquired about him being worried about getting a pull from the police he said 'I am a policeman ' . You couldn't make it up

Just watch out for his 'mates '

I have a small(er) plate on my Donkey , legal size is 9x7'' . I have a 7x5'' but swap it out at MOT time.

Fuckmine, are you planning to do some off-roading

It was 17c today

They're impressive Bob

I've just finished this , it's 20 years old now so not current but shows you how engrained the Camorra (Naples Mafia) are in everyday life there.

and ginger

My geography teacher threw the board rubber at me once, it whistled past me ear at a rate of knots. I braved it out and told him he was a crap shot, I got a slap around the head in the way out of class

He'll need to learn how to dodge puddles ......................

Gay

Oh f*ck off, Bristolians rule ok , all you Welsh and English can go f*ck yourselves

Each to their own, that sort of noise does nothing for me

Paolo and my sister-in-law had the same problem with their arm after recent jabs. Paolo had flu and then pneumonia at the same time .

Tears for Fears still rocking it out in their sixties