boboneleg

How is your French ? Mine is still at primary school level

Get me a box of tea bags please ️

Yep, steak and mushrooms would my choice

So is it ok to call someone from Pakistan a Paki ?

Far too much onion for my liking

That's not the point is it, it's my son or the football

My Honda parts that I recently ordered took 14 working days to get here on a 1st Class signed for service . I have a mate who is a manager in one of the sorting offices in Surrey and he reckons they have letters that are 3 weeks late piled up in there

I wonder if @Tym has put himself on his ignore list

Well I have a huuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuge conundrum tomorrow evening. England are playing France in a world cup quarter final, it starts at 7.00pm. Also starting at 7.00pm my son is singing in a concert with the Gurt Lush choir

Yes please Father Christmas

Only 2.00 in and I don't like the fecker, he's pinched someone's hand to use as a pointy device

All done

Apparently legs get covid really easily

Twat

Yep, not allowed in otherwise , I haven’t got a problem with it as long as they sort my leg out

It’s on sub-titles just for you Clive

Result!! They’ve put me in the childrens room so I can play with all the toys

I’m up the leg shop getting a new foot It feels weird having to wear a mask again

Why do you get power cuts ?

That’s bad news Clive, hope it gets sorted for you soon

I like the look of those on the 4Runner

You have such a way with words @skyrider, a real charmer you are

There are feck loads of Clampetts in Somerset, you ought to come and see where I work and listen to some of the locals

Just did my poo sample for bowel cancer screening, I just know that you all wanted to hear that