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I voted for @Six30 , for no other reason than to shut the moaning f*cker up

He so obviously wants a big pork sausage

Correct

Here's some just for you Pete.................

Cheers for the heads up @Sir Fallsalot

You picked such a great area of Spain to live. Monosyllabic grunting buffoons, DMB's , shopping in Albollox, too hot to ride ................ What you say @Skippy , @Slowlycatchymonkey

Bondage gear, butt plug racks etc need to be secured well .........

Just started this ...............

Yeah, what's that one called Midsummer mystery's or something like that ? I go through Midsomer Norton quite a lot but people are still alive, I haven't seen any death and destruction .

I reckon 5 years , I've only had to use it once but that was in the middle of a French forest and it certainly saved the day .............

Where do I start Tools suitable for both bikes (I have feckall for the Sled). Tin with various nuts and bolts, solderless nipples. fuses. WD40, JB Weld , length of wire and a couple of electrical connectors, chain split link (520 &525) , spare inner tubes , compressor, tyre levers, lift jack. I've probably missed something , oh ! and a leatherman in my pocket.

Those are Bridgstone Adventurecross AX41's

You're probably like me Fred, unless it's moving around a bit it just doesn't feel right

Nice conclusive and well thought through statement @skyrider

Absolutley not but I'm useless on road tyres

Apart from one short ride in February I haven't ridden my Desert Sled for 6 months , I'm not taking it out while there's salt and shit on the roads. I did buy some tyres for it this week though

It's been a while since we heard anything from her, I hope their re-location went ok. Anyone heard from her on facebook or anything ?

So please tell me all about the 'Racing' you do @XTreme

Nah, you've overstepped the mark there ..........

Did you ever get it on your knob ................... asking for a friend

Tease

Fuckmine, David Bailey has f*ck all on you. A barn yard and some very attractive Armco for your background

He did, and then took a grainy out of focus photo