boboneleg

That could be exciting

You've been listening to @Tym

Blimey, we had a noisy blackbird outside our window a 06.00am this morning

Would you like to borrow my yellow card @Buckster

It doesn't pay to be completely honest when you fill out the forms Clive, I know this from experience. Six months after I lost my leg I got DLA (disabilty living allowance), three months later they took it off me as when I filled out the forms for the following year I was too honest and told them I was walking again. I've never bothered to claim since but one day I'll probably need to do it. You have to fill out the forms like you're having your worst day ever , it's the only way to make them understand if you're struggling.

That;s exactly what I meant

So there will be a proper Suzuki on the front page, one that has been a continous model in USA for the past 27 years

Nice tea pot

Last time I looked you has three

Looks like @XTreme is coming from behind again

Yebbut there's a cafe right there in Llanwdra and @Buckster may prefer that one as it has something to do with 'cocks' from what I remember ...............

Do you care for your wife @Clive , if so you should try claiming carers allowance

I will be mainly getting anxious this weekend . Paolo ended up in A&E on Monday, it was gastroenteritis. He's Ok now but myself and Ersilia have felt sick all week with stomach cramps and we're meant to be flying on Thursday

Cool, are you taking many bibles in your caravan trailer

I voted for @Six30 , for no other reason than to shut the moaning f*cker up

He so obviously wants a big pork sausage

Correct

Here's some just for you Pete.................

Cheers for the heads up @Sir Fallsalot

You picked such a great area of Spain to live. Monosyllabic grunting buffoons, DMB's , shopping in Albollox, too hot to ride ................ What you say @Skippy , @Slowlycatchymonkey

Bondage gear, butt plug racks etc need to be secured well .........

Just started this ...............

Yeah, what's that one called Midsummer mystery's or something like that ? I go through Midsomer Norton quite a lot but people are still alive, I haven't seen any death and destruction .

I reckon 5 years , I've only had to use it once but that was in the middle of a French forest and it certainly saved the day .............