boboneleg

I melted some bungees that were holding a tyre on the back of my KTM950. thankfully a lorry driver that pulled up behind me on some traffic lights informed me that I was just about to dump my tyre in the road ............

Where are the balls ? surely where there's a cannon there has to be a ball

Down to a non-exitstant exercise regime imo Lazy fecker

Matches perfectly with your gay boots and tyres

I put an old air filter (dirty) back in before I took it for service, they didn't replace it of course , plus they didn't do the valve clearances. I took the filter cover off in their yard and then get the service receptionist back out to take a look. She was suitably embarrassed and got the workshop manager out to have a look. He offered to take it back in and do it , I refused to let them near it again and for him to supply me with an air filter and I would do it myself. He refused so I told him what I thought of their shitty service , not once did any of them apologise .

Ummmmmmm, didn't @Six30 warn you that might happen ?

They are w*knees of the highest order. I saw some eye watering stuff when I worked there and I caught the twats out when they supposedly serviced my Honda. I was a twat to buy it from them , I should have known better. That’s why I went 40 miles to Cirencester when I bought my Yamaha.

Jealous,

A couple of years ago that Chequered Flag place was selling 750 Africa Twins on eBay. They had bad feedback from their sales and their name got rubbished on a few on the forums. I don't know if it's the same people there now .

I see that the Polly Roosters like you as well as they have that cannon aimed right at you lot

He doesn't fit on a settee

What music do you not like ? I like lots of different genres of music but this came on the radio today and reminded me that I really don't like 'power ballads' , this is one of the worst . Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

That's exactly why you've got a hernia now

I'm sure I will Chris but it's not going to be this yearas I have too many non-bikes things to sort out. I may get to the Stella Alpina rally in July but if I do it will be a flying visit. Hopefully I can sort something out next year and perhaps I could even convince @Sir Fallsalot to come on his Africa Twin

Adding a fused SAE connector will make it so much easier when you come to use it. I have them on all my bikes and use them with various connections for charging the battery, charging my phone on the move and using my compressor https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/385002612968?hash=item59a3f1a8e8:g:qkQAAOSwegpizTrN&amdata=enc%3AAQAHAAAA4EKRYeqJ%2FKoZjtkA2yP2vOLubSFd0%2FcgnN%2BrtInlshRNZ%2FFlRPrQZUlSFbrCEfMAUY8tn%2BX4xETw8rbCR4SarrygDr48AxDliUbIBB7TqYExzv6jt3we0167ONOdHHXxEadPtkHUXjiYqX74qmbcv3v%2FXM5UtkB4RPxBXdlRG3M7g3m1oXW02lb7b8GAB98WRABRmWyyjl4aFC2UZjSiw0N4ie6J2a7XA47%2F%2FZwQQHeZPOJDKb602XPvQnKY2QUNo3lPt1gOvXPdrnRSYB3yxiqBIGJUsppNDIimHoNPK8Tg|tkp%3ABFBMtIfhu-Bh

With a cigar or not ? asking for a friend

Yes and it's huge, even you could fit in there

Yes but we have a limit .

Nice one Chris, I could very happily trundle along there to that canal

Nah !! we went to view a house, a bungalow actually . We're now very excited as it's exactly what we're looking for but methinks we won't get it as I reckon it will go way over the asking price

What do you call a big fuck off gimp then ? you know like @Buckster

That doesn't look too bad apart from the Polenta shite

PS. It also charges my phone when I'm camping

Good choice although I'm not so sure that you needed something quite so powerful for a bike. This is my my GB20 , I've never had to use it on a bike yet but it has started several cars with ease including a 3.5l V6 and a Ford Transit

They're very hit or miss in my experience, I wouldn't even consider them nowadays as compressors are pretty reliable.