boboneleg

I wash my sock (only need one) and my trollies and t-shirt when I'm in the shower , who needs a washing machine

Fur wimmins yeah , but how many blokes do you know that know how to operate a washing machine

It’s a stonking engine but you’ll need to sell your other bike when you have to pay for a valve service

I don’t know about hard but when I’m riding in -3c mine disappear up to my neck

Good to see that the stone Willy made it into the gallery

I’m trying to imagine what a giggling 7 year Fred looks like

None of the fuckers that use them have any sort of licence. They were supposed to get people out of their cars in the trial but they’re just being used by lazy yoofs and drug mules .

I’ll admit that I’m partial to wizzing by them quite close on the Ducati, it has a suitable bark to make them jump

Ah ! Sanctuary. @MooN you may recognise this location

Not quite there yet @yen_powell

Mercy

1978 is a fair while ago

Couldn’t happen to nicer form of transport, no sympathy here

That’s a Welsh/Dago cold, your hernia will be fecked next week

Feckin Gaudix, you haven't got a clue mate. I'm just off to take my son to college, try fighting your way across Bristol in the morning ..............

@Tango Are you home now Bob , how's the recovery doing ?

Lucky you ..............

Do you really take that stuff to bike rally's ? fuckmine, people must avoid you like the plague ...........

We're talking about music you DON'T like Lionel, not the stuff you're having a crafty wank over in the evening

I melted some bungees that were holding a tyre on the back of my KTM950. thankfully a lorry driver that pulled up behind me on some traffic lights informed me that I was just about to dump my tyre in the road ............

Where are the balls ? surely where there's a cannon there has to be a ball

Down to a non-exitstant exercise regime imo Lazy fecker

Matches perfectly with your gay boots and tyres

I put an old air filter (dirty) back in before I took it for service, they didn't replace it of course , plus they didn't do the valve clearances. I took the filter cover off in their yard and then get the service receptionist back out to take a look. She was suitably embarrassed and got the workshop manager out to have a look. He offered to take it back in and do it , I refused to let them near it again and for him to supply me with an air filter and I would do it myself. He refused so I told him what I thought of their shitty service , not once did any of them apologise .