boboneleg

That;s exactly what I meant

So there will be a proper Suzuki on the front page, one that has been a continous model in USA for the past 27 years

Nice tea pot

Last time I looked you has three

Looks like @XTreme is coming from behind again

Yebbut there's a cafe right there in Llanwdra and @Buckster may prefer that one as it has something to do with 'cocks' from what I remember ...............

Do you care for your wife @Clive , if so you should try claiming carers allowance

I will be mainly getting anxious this weekend . Paolo ended up in A&E on Monday, it was gastroenteritis. He's Ok now but myself and Ersilia have felt sick all week with stomach cramps and we're meant to be flying on Thursday

Cool, are you taking many bibles in your caravan trailer

I voted for @Six30 , for no other reason than to shut the moaning f*cker up

He so obviously wants a big pork sausage

Correct

Here's some just for you Pete.................

Cheers for the heads up @Sir Fallsalot

You picked such a great area of Spain to live. Monosyllabic grunting buffoons, DMB's , shopping in Albollox, too hot to ride ................ What you say @Skippy , @Slowlycatchymonkey

Bondage gear, butt plug racks etc need to be secured well .........

Just started this ...............

Yeah, what's that one called Midsummer mystery's or something like that ? I go through Midsomer Norton quite a lot but people are still alive, I haven't seen any death and destruction .

I reckon 5 years , I've only had to use it once but that was in the middle of a French forest and it certainly saved the day .............

Where do I start Tools suitable for both bikes (I have feckall for the Sled). Tin with various nuts and bolts, solderless nipples. fuses. WD40, JB Weld , length of wire and a couple of electrical connectors, chain split link (520 &525) , spare inner tubes , compressor, tyre levers, lift jack. I've probably missed something , oh ! and a leatherman in my pocket.

Those are Bridgstone Adventurecross AX41's

You're probably like me Fred, unless it's moving around a bit it just doesn't feel right

Nice conclusive and well thought through statement @skyrider

Absolutley not but I'm useless on road tyres