Tell him he's got a bill to pay once he starts earning in his new job otherwise he's never going to learn and you'll just keep getting the same old shit.
They wern't light (back in the day) when you got one stuck in a rut and then you had to try and kick-start it when it was hot .............
Don't ask me how I know this ...........
So there we have it, conclusive proof that you're not gay if you own a Honda !! Shall we have another poll with the same question for Harley Davidson's