Clive

Better than "Singing in the Rain"

Maybe she has not clicked onto the fact that she could make good money from a litter of puppies, it could be nearly as lucrative as her (previous) past venture in selling weed......maybe she has smoked to much of it in the past.

Our stupid neighbour, who has 2 French Bulldogs, a dog and a bitch, put a thing on FB this morning...." Where can I take my dog for a abortion?".

Now we have Toseland......that guy could send a glass eye to sleep.

My back would ................................l my hips, knees and ankles are fine....at the moment.

But on another subject, doctors my wife phoned up for a repeat prescription for my glass back medication, to be told "the doctor no longer prescribes that medication, I will have him ring you after surgery hours to discuss this with you".....that was Tuesday, has he rung back?..as he fuck..

I can't get a dentist in our area, gave up trying to find one.

To be straight, I am happy with 21c.........29c is holiday weather where I can jump in a pool or go into a room and turn the air con on.....18c tomorrow for us, then back down to 13c (or thereabouts) on Sunday..

We have a few old school vets around here, but they are very popular, and very busy, getting a appointment is not easy, and there are waiting lists, and unlike Vets for Pets they do not charge a fortune to treat animals, so being busy is to be expected.

29c!.....we may get that temperature in July if we are lucky.

Taken when he was nearly 1 year old........poor doggy.

Daughter in law (sort of) had to take her dog (a sort of Pit Bull looking thing, soft as shit though) to be put down today The vets bill?..........£300 They did do a X Ray as well, but jeez what a amount.

..... not going to.last long though

Tempted to..

I keep trying to stop my new wiper blades juddering, bent the arms a bit at a time until finally......silence!.....then go out a hour later, flick the switch and the juddering is back, even tried another new blade, wonder if there is play (worn) in the spindle......fooking things.

Wish my wife could drive, it would save me alot of bother, iam just a unpaid taxi driver.

It always is here.

My daughter did 2 years (thereabouts) on her Piaggio NRG 50cc , it is much easier to learn to ride on one with it being a auto....much like riding a pushbike with having to pedal. ....a car took her fancy after riding home from nightshifts in shit weather, she did once push the scoot home a distance of nearly 2 miles when the roads were covered in snow & ice....wise decision. My lad has never shown any inclination to ride or drive, he has never had a driving licence....he did have a nice mountain bike at one time, but he sold it when he ran out of Fosters one day. Good work with your daughters lessons. 🏍

Carpet cleaning. Makes a change from gardening.

Richmonds finest.....

It is a redundant feature nowdays.

That reminds me of a song.

C to a O, easy done if you have bad eyesight. Like my wife, her maiden surname was Kerridge, on hospital/dental/doctors appointments they would shout...Miss Carriage.....

My doctor is a gentleman of Asian decent, his English aint that cracking......he opened his consulting room and shouted."Olive".............................................the twat.