Clive
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That reminds me of a song.
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C to a O, easy done if you have bad eyesight. Like my wife, her maiden surname was Kerridge, on hospital/dental/doctors appointments they would shout...Miss Carriage.....
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My doctor is a gentleman of Asian decent, his English aint that cracking......he opened his consulting room and shouted."Olive".............................................the twat.
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But she can't quite put her finger on it.
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Wish I had thought a original name for my handle on here...... even my doctor gets my name wrong.
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Putting down some corn?.....Best of luck, odds on your wife already knows what your up to.
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Nearly, but not quite.
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@XTreme would you do the same if a certain party rocked up to your gaff. ?
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Good man, get your act together, and get it on the road for this summer.
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Smells fishy to me..... or is that a red Herring?
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It is our event of the week tomorrow........oh yes!......Asda. Hope the cars battery ain't flat.
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Sis in law calls our bungalow God's waiting room.
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As long as you pay for it. fine by me.
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Fuck!..... better tell my wife not to organise a surprise birthday party for me in advance of my birthday then......
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Whoo Hooo!...I have not got to go for my yearly MRI this June.....I must be getting better! or they have given up on me.
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Yee Hawwww
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And in English?
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Hope I do not start doing that trick..
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Seems he does nothing by halves........all the best for a speedy recovery.
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3 broken ribs I have only had 1 and that was bad..
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I hear he is good with boilers though...
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Be better if he came and painted the fuckers for me!.....you know, to show how it should be done correctly..
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Afternoon.
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If you have a scooter...it is.
