Slowlycatchymonkey

I love a good bodge. Although if its a good bodge I tend to think of them as resourceful fixes, and if they're bad more of a farmer fix My epoxy resin 'fix' of the fridge handle back on last week was definitely a farmer fix, glad its out in the garage and I don't have to look at it

Nice work! She'll boil in there in the summer won't she?! I quite fancy a thread along the lines of "What you made/making/bodged" because there's a lot of resourceful people on here doing things I think we'd all enjoy seeing. What do you think?

He’s not two faced. He’s multi-faced and that’s the problem. One minute you’re having a laugh with him and the next he’s off on one and gunning in your direction for a seemingly inexplicable reason. Personally I found him both good company and a nut job. His constant right wing gun toting hyperbole was exhausting and should you dare say anything about it he’d go stellar, that part of him is not fun or forum friendly. So he might have reserved being a good friend for you but he didn’t extend that to others he imagined had slighted him in some way by disagreeing. Having endured some of his deluded rants which mostly revolved around me somehow not being a real woman (some antiquated stay at home ladies who lunch type person) or some sort of slag I didn’t have much choice to put him on ignore. I miss his nice contributions and don’t miss the rest of it one bit.

So that’s a legit thing men grow out of is it?

My guess is. He got a bit extreme, people put him on ignore, the lack of response to his posts annoyed him and he huffed off. Shame I liked his nice side, the pics in the sea etc but the rest of the off the wall rants not so much.

Balls to it. Theres only so many days in a row I can work without proper break. 8.26pm on a monday, the perfect time to blow the schedule out of the water and have a glass of wine. Chin chin.

An expat fibber ay, someone warned me about them, now who was it?

What has caused Tony tools fall from grace? I can’t remember was he the one who wanted you to interpret and then without warning didn’t turn up?

and not even a scrap of gravel for an excuse

Happy Monday Mingers. More of the same this week What I need to know is when will I get back to wasting lots of time on the internet!

Looks awful. Go for the highest percentage that way its over quicker

Little bit of bawdy weekend humour…. unlesss… it’s true..

Probably the only thing.round here getting blowed

Happy Birthday Mrs Xtreme, no kisses from me, don’t think they’d be welcome and if she’s the air kiss type we’ll never be friends

Well I had a whole raft of preordered food delivered this morning to test and delight in my new oven.. that’s not yet connected. So apart from working I’ll mainly be struggling to cook some dishes designed for a 110 litre capacity oven in one the size of a microwave.. …. there maybe trouble ahead

Gis a clue Wales or England? North or south of Brizzle?

Finished for the day, well technically yesterday now More of the same tomoz.

They came but fortunately no restrictions on firearms meant his trusty AK47 was close to hand and he dispatched the lot before they got to the door, oh yeah he da man. He’s now holed up in his bunker and all the doomsday prepping was worth it - in your face doubters. Beans for dinner today, same as yesterday same again tomorrow, only another 120 days of beans before he snorkels to the underground cave where the A team make contact with the escape plan. Whoop whoop.

Unless you order stuff from Wish….

Got even better talking to the idiot at the call centre who just kept telling me to return it and order something that works on mains gas He kept repeating the same nonsense on loop as if it was my choice. Eventually I heard the words “Listen sweetheart, I’m not a moron, pay attention” leave my mouth which is generally a warning I’m losing my patience. Anyway now I have two large range ovens, one broken fully connected up and one shiny new one completely unconnected Its quite cold out there, I hope his tongue doesn’t get frozen to the bus window while he’s licking it on his way home.

The great British workman ladies and gents- Two can’t be arsed feckers turned up with the new oven this morning and couldn’t contain their smiles that “theres a problem, we can’t touch LPG” They even tried to persuade me to send it back and order something else so they didn’t have to unload it! When I say no it’s just a set of nozzles as it will be on any oven I order” they huff back to the van and the lazier of the two watches the other one unload a 120kg oven on his tod

Don’t tell me you accidentally ventured into the world of DIY dropped a nail in your garage?

Good on ya. Sorting out these type of things is something most of us avoid and then after wonder what why on earth we waited so long Good luck with all your oojamaflips