Slowlycatchymonkey

Yer I can put a sound warning post on but people won’t read it until after their ears have been assaulted

Put a sound warning on it.

Goodam it, you haven't posted a vid for so long I forgot to turn the sound off before I pressed play, has Covid effected your ears or has your taste in music always been this bad?

Satisfying.

Damnable contrary forecasts. It would be easier if they said it’s going to pee down and it did rather than teasing sunshine! Mind you it’s not doing that here, tis miserable. But.. but .. maybe dare I believe tomorrow..

I do not find schizophrenics fascinating, just a pita, like random sparks are firing the cells in the wrong direction. I keep expecting someone to discover it’s something completely mundane like an enzyme deficiency meaning some element vital to normal thought is missing. What happens if you say yes the shops are shut tomorrow and the staff aren’t coming back, he doesn’t need to worry because the police are on their way round to arrest him but they wont get him because once the forecast flood water comes in he’s going to die from electrocution cos all the sockets are on so he wont need the eggs anyway?

I stopped watching her a long time ago but I enjoyed that, thanks Saul Bit jelly of the nords ease and fluency with other languages!

Not working for Yusuf Mehdi are you? https://edition.cnn.com/2023/02/14/tech/microsoft-bing-ai-errors/index.html

You still trying to get me slung off the forum?

You're on a sticky wicket here my friend what with you feigning illness for months on end so you don't have to provide photos of any wheeled action. Wouldn't catch me shirking my ride report pic duties oh no siree bob.

Dovetail joints

Sod old school farmyards. They are GRIM. Everything in the house never escapes the faint smell of animal shit. Sod your vehicle sliding around in a gate entrance covered in detritus, sod knowing your car stinks (even though you can no linger smell it) cos you have to carry shit covered wellies in your car to cover the eventuality you’re gonna have to get out and lug a bale of straw back to put in the mud. Yep don’t miss that. Long live hard standing n best of all concrete.. VIVA CONCRETE

Having the whole weekend off. Going to try n recharge my batteries so hopefully lazing about. If Sunday’s forecast is true and its 10 degrees n dry then a ride out feels overdue

Thought it might be something like that, very sweet.

Ah you see the marvellousness of this thread new tables and a superb make do bodge in just two posts. Brilliant.

Hope he appreciates your hard work!

Looks lovely and what a nice project. Cant help but wonder whats holding up his Grandmothers 140yr old houses floor now though

Could be or it could be coffee machine capsules

Assembled my nooo workbench chair, has an adjustable ring (oo er misses) so short arses like me don’t have to have their feet dangling cutting off the circulation to the back of your legs. I’ve put up with the other one for about 15years, feck knows why Very happy. The pink things are napkins, the picture frame is where all the ‘art’ work the children bring home from school gets stuck, yes the kaleidoscopic flooring will trip you over if you look at it when pie eyed. I think that’s it although I spect you lot will find something else

Yep be warned people who spend their weekends going to garden centres and washing the car are still out there in large numbers.

So well versed I’m not sure I know how to talk to normies anymore! Still not a lot of fun though.

Well that was a write off. Wish I'd stayed working. All the greasy spoons are closed down (another gov triumph) all three supermarket cafes no longer do a full English and my Pops was in a mood for various reasons and not a lot of fun. Pah back to work.

The Gods of Skive were listening, my Dad just txt, full English breakfast on him

Finished for the day. Probably would have been earlier if I hadn’t wasted time on here I’ll try harder tomorrow.. thats a lie I won’t. In fact I can feel a massive skive brewing, fingers crossed I get my work finished up first