Slowlycatchymonkey

It’s not really an acid test to say something IRL people say all sorts of shite.

It is a bit but posh banjo cos it’s as far away as people who commute to Brizzle tend to live so the houses are generally pricey.

My GP surgery is in Pudding Pie lane which is a great name.

Theres a place up the road from here called Congresbury and the ‘re’ part of it isn’t pronounced, it’s just Congsbury, you immediately know if someone’s not from round here if they pronounce it correctly.

They really are taking the piss on the price though. It doesn’t look like 18k’s worth.

Cos when they give up drinking pride is all they have left

Tis a pick for playing stringed instruments so yer that’s the thing. I paid attention at school, what a boring waste of time that was. The past participle of pay is paid… see a boring waste of time

Very nice. Don’t like the plectrum shaped tank badge slapped on the side though.

Steve Mackey Pulp’s bassist has shuffled off. He was only 56.

I was only wondering how they were doing just yesterday. Looking good.

Are you 100% certain on that?

I’m not the mad bastard who’s been visited by an imaginary man who lives in the sky.

She’s not a bit of a nut job Pete she’s a pathological liar. Even her own family describe her as not having a relationship with the truth. She’s been making shit up since she was a little girl.

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Likely prefers it to the new one

I dunno there was a bit of flexing at the beginning which was entertaining. Seem to remember someone threatening something about deleting posts that were off topic and summink else about shutting down a conversation that was going awry. I like their hands off approach.

Bijeezus, painting doors. I hate it. Finished yacht varnishing 13 doors before Crimbo and it killed any care I have about keeping things looking respectable!

Depending on which lender/source you listen to they are due to drop 5-10% by the end of the year!! But like @boboneleg says not in Brizzle. The demands high and they seem reasonably insulated. Even if they aren’t the prices are predicted to recover by 2024. The place I saw today were asking 320k for a one bed! They said it was two but it became clear they are describing the living room as a bedroom! Heyho. Mr Slowly went into one estate agents in Clifton and tore them a new arsehole cos he’s rung them 5 times requesting a viewing and each time they say yeah yeah sure and don’t bother to get back to us! A sure sign they’re not desperate for work and the Brizzle market is good.

It’s wine and music time Pedro, the olds have fallen asleep… again

Yerp. Thats how he gets you, his wheels

It was humour Pedro. A sophisticated type of savage humour. I warned everyone the man takes no prisoners. You’ll be in your element.

It’s absurdly expensive. Can’t believe the price rises.

Hope it works out, you’ve done more than your bit. Does he actually have to move or is he expecting them to get used to the idea of remote working and daddy pays his rent forever? That would be out of kilter.

When are they off then? Surely the job has a start date? Might be tempting fate here considering my own hassles buying a flat in Brizzle but it’s been months hasn’t it? Whats the hold up?