Slowlycatchymonkey

3 minutes ago, Buckster said:

That and the promise of ginger pubes.

Hmm I thought we were talking iceland fishfinger here? 

Thanks @Skippy for giving me the link. I’ve read some of your posts, could you delete me from your contacts now

6 minutes ago, XTreme said:

You've fucked up my chances now Ray.....you twat!

Yes he surely has

50 minutes ago, Bruce said:

Oh hello. Welcome to the forum. You sound like a well balanced and amenable bint. Before you're jaded by the folk here I wonder if you can settle something for me. Does this look like a rash to you? I'm told it's a rash but it's not monkeybutt.

Dont touch, Prickles has laid claim. Wouldn't want to start a fight

 

 

 

Hmm well as a nurse who jacked it in a couple of years ago I’m dredging my memory banks for the name.. I think it might be ‘Imanarseitis’ the only cure is rear injection.. 

5 minutes ago, XTreme said:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lenny_Bruce

Cheers for that. American counterculture must be doing the rounds at the moment. I just bought Hunter S Thompson’s Hell’s Angels to read. Sonny Barger said he’s a chicken shit journalist who sensationalised everything to sell books. So we’ll see 

1 minute ago, Buckster said:

I’m actually an expert at stitch ups.

I thought as much, probably all that knitting

Just now, XTreme said:

I defer to Lenny Bruce on this.....it's not the words themselves......it's the intent behind them.

My sentiments exactly.
Who’s Lenny Bruce, sounds like he might have some more interesting words?

18 minutes ago, Buckster said:

I am now.

Your in for a very dull time then but the idea of you spending time on a knitting forums is good. We’re doing pink glitter tea cosies this week. If you need a hand with the stitching up.... 

1 minute ago, XTreme said:

Yer I don’t like having my swear words blanked out and if everything is sanitised it’s very boring. 

7 minutes ago, Clive said:

Getting my hand slapped if anything made the visits to the other forum a little less boring, see what they had done, restricted posting, then they/he/her went and altered my profile.

Hmm bit difficult accepting restrictions when we’re all adults. Removing posts and controlling conversations is a way to lose folk. It’s hard enough tolerating being told off at school and for most of us that was far too long ago to tolerate it now. But I can see that there’s a generational difference going on, your style of speaking to each other wouldn’t be some of their cups of tea. 

5 minutes ago, XTreme said:

@Skippy.....he's got a Himalayan! So does Michelle @Grasshopper's Ride........she's a strange woman from Canada! 

@Bruce showed her his ass (he'll probably show it to you too) and she wasn't impressed. Too hairy apparently! 

Thanks @Skippy nice bike  

Goes without saying you have to be strange woman to hang around here. 

Hairy arse, is it some type of mating call? This place is more deranged than I thought!

10 minutes ago, Buckster said:

It wasn’t me, I don’t even know which forum you got here from, extreme knitting or something i imagine.

Youre stalking me aren’t you? 

6 minutes ago, Buckster said:

We both know we are now discussing my gentleman sausage.

I’m a fan of gentleman sausage it’s just the useless lump of skin that’s attached that can be irksome. 

Who was it on here who messaged me then? I genuinely thought you’d all just got bored. I didn’t realised lots of hands had been slapped and who’s driving the new world order that led to the commotion?

4 minutes ago, XTreme said:

Welcome to 1984......

 

 

Great photo. But the whole things got and orange glow, is there a special camera filter for redheads? Blend it all in

1 minute ago, Buckster said:

True, the anaconda does scare them.

I hope you keep your reptilian brethren caged or are they reserved for the unsuspecting women? 

10 minutes ago, XTreme said:

No.....Buck's the real deal!

And it appears that @Six30 can't hack it here amongst the big boys!

What you say @Clive, @Swagman, @Richzx6r

Ah now don’t you go all divide n conquer on me six can manage both, even of some can’t... ra ha ha haaaaa

1 minute ago, Buckster said:

You should see the look on a whores face when she turns up at the mansion and gets handed a bucket and is shown to the bike garage, the instructions include daisy dukes and no jewellery.

After seeing you I imagine it’s a look of pure relief

Just now, XTreme said:

Because the ones who did.....Clive, Swagman, and Rich.....all got their accounts restricted.

They can't send PM's and as I understand it their posts have to be approved by a moderator.

They no longer go there now! And once again this was @Swagman when he got his collar felt!

Ah so this is the forum for misfits n rejects. Excellent. 

2 minutes ago, Buckster said:

Women are cheaper to rent than buy.

Yeh they are but if you try not buying one you might end up with a decent human being instead. Oh no wait, what’s that? You tried and it’s turns out they’re only compatible with other human beings. Never mind better luck with reincarnation in the next life

2 minutes ago, XTreme said:

Probably! 

We don't have any issue with them......as you see here:

Any issue or hangup is over there.....not here. This place existed way before I left there.......it's not as if I started this site as a reaction to something that happened there.

I've moved on.....it's about time they did really.

I’ve not heard anything about it since I enquired where the hell you’d gone and no-one mentions it so maybe you’re he who must not be mentioned....

Crikey there’s 6 pages on that thread, gonna take me a minute. 

2 minutes ago, Buckster said:

I feel insulted being compared to that cum guzzling knob jockey, as to your other point I have the catalogues here.

Yes cheaper to just look at the catalogues, most wise. 

Just now, Buckster said:

The welsh are, when I think of exotic pillion bait it is something like Indonesian or Polynesian bints, for the welsh it is goats.

Yes it’s good to live in your imagination when there’s no chance of getting near it, oh wait you’re loaded so you could just pay?

Are you a six30 and is the unbridled version here?

1 minute ago, Buckster said:

I dictate and the butler posts with a little artistic licence, any big words are his. Before Pete went full Iceland fish finger (all grey), he was more ginger than carrot top.

Ah rich n thick my favourite form of fun

Hmm he kept that quiet... understandably. 
 

4 minutes ago, Buckster said:

To be fair it was a forum that discussed capturing goats for sex.

But everyone’s already on that one aren’t they?