Slowlycatchymonkey

12 minutes ago, boboneleg said:

I think you'll find that's 'balls'  as in Mr Beckam .

Maybe in polite Brizzle its balls but further south it’s definitely bollox

2 minutes ago, Six30 said:

Surely this is not the real @Slowlycatchymonkey what the fook you doing here , leave this place before its to late , its a terrible place full of  @XTreme bollox and his little bitches.

but in the mean time.....

well hello

 

Oh jeez it is you and yer tis the real slowly. Thanks for the warning, I’ve received a very warm welcome full of more insults n misogyny than you can shake a stick at.. gonna stick around and laugh  at  with the wildlife

@Grasshopper's Ride  they are great on gravel and tracks, a very trustworthy bike, they just go where you point them and absorb whatever’s beneath them (within reason) and they’re great for taking in the view, they just chug along with minimal input leaving you free to enjoy the sights. Love mine

@Grasshopper's Ride is your Himalayan your off road or sight seeing bike?

1 minute ago, Grasshopper's Ride said:

No where is like this place, it is like a portal in-between insanity and madness....  

Canadians are just nice folk....  and there are not enough of us for a forum.....lol

Ah so your looking through the zoo bars chuckling at the inmates, fair enough 

27 minutes ago, Grasshopper's Ride said:

Greetings from the Grasshopper!    (aka the weird Canadian lady) 

Hi weird Canadian lady and thanks for the welcome. Are the Canadian forums not full of subhumans like these, they do seem a special brew!

Just now, XTreme said:

My only forte is being the Ringmaster of a virtual freak show according to @Grasshopper's Ride.

Theyre onto you.

2 minutes ago, Clive said:

You can hold the bucket then!

I said nurse not nursemaid. Skills include little sympathy for things that aren’t serious, stopping people making a fuss about nothing and handing people the tools to care for themselves, like a mop n bucket

1 minute ago, Clive said:

Parts of me no longer work as intended 

That is god setting you free from a hormonal brain cage just in time for you to look back and think damn it i was an idiot for a looong time

Vomit tis a nursing forte along with any other foul thing that makes people with normal sensibilities run a mile. 

2 minutes ago, Clive said:

I am waaay past hormonal, on the way to being decrepit...........bollocks!...have to talk about them, not sure where they are now, maybe the wife took them, it's a threat she frequently used.

Well if theyre not dangling so far down they slap the toilet bowl when you sit down to alert you theyre still there Id say youre waay off decrepit. 

1 minute ago, XTreme said:

I take no responsibility if you get your collar felt of course.......as they are somewhat lacking in the humour department.

As well as a number of other departments it has to be said!

We must still be on the bitching thread?

1 minute ago, XTreme said:

@Slowlycatchymonkey.......have you thought about doing a nice thread on another forum telling them about your experiences here so far.

After all, you've seen @Bruce's ass and he now wants you to play naughty nurse,  you've discussed @Buckster's gentleman sausage, @Skippy's been sniffing round hoping to get a shag, and now @Clive wants to tell you about the various uses of his bollocks!

This is truly The Greatest Show on Earth! 

Why not, I’m pretty sure they’d love a thread about a bunch of hormonal men who cant control themselves. Give them a chance to show off their arses and talk bollocks too

My favourite is golden bollocks. 

Ive read some threads and Ive checked the forum rules and I’m thinking someone’s going to have to contact admin. Theres not a lot of rules but it says- no stuff thats 

“inaccurate, abusive, vulgar, hateful, harassing, obscene, profane, sexually oriented...”

Anyone one know how to refer admin... to the admin?

1 minute ago, Clive said:

Get in there, insult away, most treat it a has a sort of back handed compliment.

It is. There are books for foreigners on fitting in in Britain that explain insults, put downs and being jeered at when you slip over or something bad happens are forms of affection, it then has to explain it can also be meant and you are in danger. Very confusing for the poor sods!

21 hours ago, Judes said:

HI hi, new here so I need to find my feet still. So, thanks for the big welcome... 

Ride pretty much anything I can, where I can, and have been doing so for a long time.
Heading to SA in a few days to ride the winelands on a 1200GS. I have not been there for a long time, so looking forward to it.
Covid has really messed with riding for a while now...

When I catch up with the protcol here, I'll be more active....

What you saying? Am I not supposed to crash in without knowing what the protocols are and immediately insult established forum members? They seem to be able to handle it, dive in the waters.. dangerous and probably bites 

5 minutes ago, Bruce said:

How fortuitous you being a nurse and all too. When do we start?

I’m a bit busy but my mates happy to help you out.

7 minutes ago, skyrider said:

anyway after all that drivel welcome to the AM forum 

Ah thanks skyrider. From what I can gather youre a bit nice for round here aren’t you?

Just now, XTreme said:

But you're a tough woman (like @Grasshopper's Ride) and tough women revel in this sort of stuff.

You’re mistaken I know nothing about toughness, I like fluffy kittens and ... do you know what I’m genuinely blank about what else to put there

@XTreme I’m sure it must be a sign of a damaged childhood or something to enjoy trading insults but hey who cares why?!

2 minutes ago, XTreme said:

He's one of those London types.....you know what they're like!

Oh “that there London type” as they refer to them around here. Say no more. 

1 minute ago, Skippy said:

I was an orphan so hard to know.

One of those rare orphans where no-one blames the mother for leaving the basket on the doorstep

Just now, Skippy said:

Playing hard to get eh? I’m surprised because Pete said you were dead easy.

No your a bit mixed up (I had been warned you can be), he was talking about your Mama

2 hours ago, Buckster said:

How did you know my foreskin is fully intact? Are you that stripper that was at George the rapists birthday party?

You thought you were the stalker mwah ha ha haaaa