Slowlycatchymonkey

Methanes is lighter than air so that all goes your way too

Oxygen deprivation causes confusion. I guess the airs pretty thin up there.

Im with xtreme on this one. Being on here is proof enough we’re not smart

That reminded me of that brill bit in ‘True Lies’ ”Have you ever killed anyone?” ”Yeah but they were all bad”

Theres over 100 gun deaths a day in America so probably no need to discuss gun controls

When I get together with the Himalayan women theres usually about 12-15 of us and we stay in a Youth Hostel. Im amazed at the beautiful properties they have in some fantastic locations. Theyre not the horror they used to be donkeys ago by any stretch.

Got three girlfriends that are keen to ride the long way round over to a mates place in Chatel (ski resort next to Avoriaz in the French Alps) which has been set for the end of April but I have a feeling the lack of a volunteer to take on all the crappy organising part of the deal means thatll get shelved for later on! If it happens then great if not when Mr Slowly and I ride the bikes back for their MOTS end of June we’re going to take our time and ride through the French Alps and stop off for a few days. We’re going to Nick Sanders Mini Mach and if the weathers good will take some time to go round the coast n castles of Wales on our way. October Im revving up to go to Morocco. Nothing major just Marrakesh via Casablanca in a zig zag fashion. Mr Slowly has more than warmed to the idea so.. Also I really want to redo the NC500 I was blown away by the Wesr Coast, theres not another place with views like that but that might be a bit too much to squeeze in. We’ll see. @Tango if you make it to Petes let me know Ill bring Mr Slowly over for a cup of tea or you’re welcome to have a break from the Ginge and come over to Salobrena.

Yep

I can get my leg over a little chinese bike any time I like.. I just prefer the rugged unpredictable type Anyway I offered you £50, is this you angling for more?

One doesnt like to brag its distasteful.. but one has been told as much once or twice, even caught my GP mid ogle once and it takes a lot to make that lot blush

Im well aware, just stoking the fires of love

The Aviator?

I dunno but its making my eyes hurt. I looked for a ‘cave dweller’ gif but this was so disturbing Im posting anyway. Thats the second time in recent days Ive gone a bit Tym, might be time to make an appointment.

Sorry Tym but you’ve both forgotten the universal lubricaton

Ignore him, jealousy is an ugly thing!

I know Im going to regret asking this but why does it have to be completely dry? If its not raining and the suns shining over here everyone’s on there marks soon as they open their eyes

Very powerful stuff. I must of been about 5 or 6 when I first heard it being played. Scared the shit out of me, thought it was amazing though and used to get the album about and stare at the cover thinking they must of come from the gates of hell, then when I was suitably frightened Id put it back and hide

Having enforced a quiet weekend upon myself I turned on the gogglebox with the intention of streaming something and as freeview is already on bbc4 Top of the pops 92 starts playing. Its diabolical. Ive watched most of it with the sound off. WTF was Enya about? The only two I managed to keep the sound on for were Madness (blindingly talented next to the other crap) and Prince who was doing his freaky little thing dancing nakedish shimmying his weedy chest about. 92 was a weird year for sure. I watched Prince thinking Oh Dear, put it away love

Over 30 years on you still cant eat wild boar in Germany due to high radiation levels. Water contamination for thousands of miles is devastating for decades. edit- cant eat wild boar from effected regions, not the whole of Germany.

The 1 million dollar leg lady.

So incisive.