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Slowlycatchymonkey

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  1. Since I could remember (last Tuesday ) boxing was my favourite spectator sport (closely followed by wresting) then I had babies and watching two grown men smash the shit out of each other became abhorrent - they were all someone’s baby once A twenty year hiatus occurred and now suddenly I’m really looking forward to this fight Brilliant to see the fast thinking wideboy cockney promoter is still out there plugging a fight with the integrity of someone who loves lining their pockets
  2. Blimey Sky want £26.95 (from a non subscriber) what a piss take. The online live stream will do just fine
  3. I see. So I get ‘Ask Kevin’ and Pete gets N Tart. Oh how you wound
  4. Tyms jeans are superior, past superior, into holey
  5. Yep they use mind control, this little boy chased a rabbit earlier.
  6. Who told Buck? Hmm? Cant trust you lot with anything.
  7. My sons also off to uni in Bristol in September and I have no idea how he’ll manage either, he has memory like a sieve, I wouldn’t class him as an exotic pet though, Bristols rammed with the common spotted dickhead at that time of year
  8. Usyk looks like a murdering Victorian circus freak, no idea what they’re like as boxers but on death stares my money would be on circus man, he has the nutter edge
  9. Hope its under control, not too close to where you live and theres rain on the forecast soon
  10. Whats the smoke then? Have you had any rain yet? Edit- just saw your comment on another thread saying you need rain.
  11. Great pics and report, enjoyed that. Six pack Jesus bet he was popular. Glad you were only “a little hungry” because that lunch was tiny
  12. Well now everyone’s caught between the devil and the deep blue sea aren’t they?! Cos no-one would wish Covid on anyone and yet he we sit fearing the consequences if you don’t
  13. I say its all Bucksters doing, most things are
  14. Bloody hell, have you been having photography lessons or are you making passers by take them? Some great bike shots on this trip.
  15. Ultracrepidarians (a collection of Beemer riders)
  16. I resent that comment, I like... nope don't like either of those things. Especially flowers, they don't like being unceremoniously dumped in a vase without any primping, they start dying the moment they arrive and a few days later when you try to chuck them away the petals fly off all over the shop, then in one last flick of the V's they leave behind a carafe of stinking bilge water for you to deal with. They also often come with the whiff of forecourt petrol and some terrible story about how the awful thing that just happened wasn't their fault
  17. Variable per m2 depending on depth. Its been a busy month. I could tell but then Id have to kill you.
  18. Yer that was the damning conclusion from a prison governor who followed up the outcomes of his inmates. They leave without employable skills or a pathway back into society and a few new undesirable skills learnt from each other.
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