Slowlycatchymonkey

Are you sure? I don’t think he carries an extra blank reg plate around with him?

Blimey, I could actually vote for that!

I read a long time ago that generally body lengths do not vary much and it’s the leg (limb) lengths that significantly differ. So a short man has disproportionately short legs. Having read the height and weight of thousands of folk over the years it did appear to be true. Not always but often very short men do seem to have normalish sized bodies and little legs. Skippy doesn’t look little legged.

Bit of a naughty one it seems!

Not me I’m a whole inch taller than the average height for a UK woman.. who are mostly close to dwarf sized but let’s skip over that When do we get the punchline. How tall is Skippy?! I need to know if my short leg theory has worked

Watched the second episode. Think I’m gonna tap out and just google the punchline. Didn’t know it’s based on a true story.

Dunno Dint have any interest in him.

Half an hour into ‘The Watcher’ can’t decide if it’s worth persevering with? Anyone seen it?

Me neither other than he occasionally exhibits odd behaviour and says strange things.

Is the Suzuki a gel plate? I got advisories on my Bandit and Mutt for the the exhaust even though the Mutt has the stock exhaust and the Bandit is really quiet, my quietest exhaust by far. I was warned in that patronising tone some twat men reserve for women that made me want to slap him round the chops - they are tightening up and I should be careful etc etc. When he finished layering it up trying to frighten me I said “So are they legal or not?” He reluctantly reply yes. My lip curls up and I scoff at him (not deliberately, it was involuntary) and leave. Never had a problem before. Didn’t take it back there even though the retest is free the bloke was clearly a flexing prat. Took the Mutt somewhere else, didn’t mention the last place and when I picked it up the two mechanics said the guy who did your last MOT was a bit picky wasn’t he? Some of those advisories are very petty. That cheered me up.

Don’t get it are woke folk supposed to be for or against Musk?

I don’t have gel plates but I like them

What about raised characters like on gel plates?

He’s more hymns, rugby songs and a bit of crap pop than rock n roll

Mr Slowly had to sing at school. It was compulsory. Chapel every day and House singing competitions that they all wanted to win. And then rugby where singing is of course a key part. As a result he can really belt out a tune. He’s a morning person and I’m an afternoon one. Took a good 10 years to stop him singing at 6am, Im amazed I let him live

Yer the hole in the wall looked a safer option than your jinxed bike breaking place

I can’t chat shit about cider, that’s blasphemy

We’ll pass in on to our secretary

The KTM

Think that might of changed?

No they’re on ‘Special Routes For Special People’

Gonna have a look on ‘Best biking roads’ see if I can find a nice route for tomoz.

What is that? Mr Slowly being the happy soul he is often starts singing, particularly first thing in the morning, I have to say the shanty’s piss my dark heart off most The only shanty Ive enjoyed has been the one in Jaws but I think that’s because it’s in Jaws

In episode 4 of the motorbike show the CCM heritage 71 he rides has a side mounted plate but they’re illegal (well not entirely, if there was one on each side of the wheel the plate would be viewable from both sides and legal but look as stupid as hell) so I’m surprised Henry Cole highlighted it and CCM are releasing it like that.

Not amused, you weren’t featured in the episode, and I was denied my oh look it’s Boboneleg on the tv moment, that’s him off my Christmas card list