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Slowlycatchymonkey

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  1. I can't warm to him at all, not sure why. Probably because I've known a lot of people who sound exactly like him and they are all wrapped up in their own brilliance. Not saying he one of them but the sound of his voice its setting my teeth on edge
  2. Its a market place. Enter the sellers name into trust pilot see what that turns up. Oops thread killer
  3. Its humanity. It'll be one small brain
  4. No-one has head? That'll be an empty despairing planet
  5. Yep here is. I remember him coming to our 6th form comp with his dad to lecture us. Couldn't hide his disgust at the sight of the poor people, sneered a lot. But if he's not a twat about bikes he can have a second chance https://www.uknmc.org/news/parliament-debates-motorcycling
  6. Hehehe. Years ago our local tory mp used to arrive at a place and put whatever he fancied in his car boot. Smooth as you like as if it was a genuine mistake knowing no-one would dare challenge him but no-ones stupid enough to believe they ended up down on merch accidentally! I think his sons now an MP who represents the tories and something to do with motorcycling? Wigan?
  7. Was it poor dental hygiene that got him?
  8. I’m not a sticker person, if they’re removable I remove them but Ive just bought my first sticker! The next time I have to take my Pa to Bristol l’ll be pointing him towards this inside the sunshield
  9. Meheheh Yeh that was an accident soz. I forgot Im not getting involved in any discussions about music. Do another I'll stay out of it.. promise
  10. No need for any of that, you have to feed clothe n house slaves, if anything happens to them you've lost an expensive investment, we rely on the zero hours contract gig economy. No responsibility towards your workers, no concerns over their welfare and if they become unwell or start to underperform you just get another unit. Cheap, simple, ruthless. Good ol' Blighty. Edit- for any of you literal folk out there thats called sarcasm.
  11. Not so sure about that. Have a little read up on the modern slavery stats.
  12. It just doesn't get cold in Salobrena but I'll bear it in mind the next time I want to heat the ceiling I did put some socks on in January but can confirm this wasn't topped with sandals
  13. I accidentally switched it on Can't see the point, the bathrooms full of steam n hot water
  14. There’s one of those above the bathroom door in Spain. It’s very effective.. at heating the ceiling
  15. Just applied for my new passport (left it stupid late n have to pay the £100 'express' fee ), not only will it no longer be maroon, no longer say "her majesty" but it will also be sporting a pic of me 10 years older looking like Angelica Houston on one of her wonkiest days cos I couldn't be arsed to change out of my overalls or brush my hair
  16. Well the thoughts definitely taken my mind off things
  17. One son home for ultra depressing funeral tomoz then me n Mr Slowly leave for Brighton tomoz for another very depressing funeral on monday.
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