Slowlycatchymonkey

I think they missed the mark on all fronts with it. It is selling well?

Yer theres something odd about that blocky body and the front wheel. It somehow looks disjointed.

Just curious. If you’re a Yam man didn’t they have anything that floated your boat?

Brilliant news! Amazing the effect of not doing a lot of shitty things can have on your health

Haha that gin must of been a bit strong. I’ve just woken up on the sofa and was about to post “Happy Sunday”

Looking good Michelle. Not jelly at all!

Look at his arms. He comes with a post crash body

I’ve twigged what I find irritating about this guys voice…

I cant help myself

Pretty sure I'm only here for his general amusement. He seems to spend a lot of time laughing at me or is that with me? Nope its at me The other day I was just reading a book when he announced I make him laugh a lot and started laughing

4?

But what channel Clive?

Ssshhhhhh If Petes mange was Covid we'd of all developed immunity by now. His pic is weak now, we can withstand. Shit I take that all back please dont post it

Oh I forgot about that programme. What channels it on? I've always used 'huzzah'. I think its cos me and my school mates thought hurrah was ponsey!

Mr Slowly every now and then will squidge down my hair round my luggoles and request an impression of Wendy. If I say no he settles on making monkey noises and saying lines from planet of the apes

I got Cindy and the horse gear But I did also get lego, meccano and a tool chest so I wasnt hard done by. I just wanted that bike bad!

It was well worth the read boom boom

I gotta show you what my brother bought me for my birthday. I so badly wanted this when I was a kid and I never got one. I couldn’t understand why, surely the grown ups could see I neeeeeded it.

Sounds like a Candida infection. Petes your man for that.

Itchy teeth?

Hehehe. You've seen my pic theres no ginge there. Stop trying to deflect from your traumatic childhood.