Slowlycatchymonkey

Think I might go there one year.

Another great bass line. Better just listened to than watched. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NKm-3SxBEZc

On a car I'd agree but a Harley can pull it off... have at it

Food festival near where I live in October has revealed why zzzak is the way he his. He bakes 'brownies' for a living https://bakedbyzak.com

I only looked at the last few posts on this thread today and I knew I shouldnt have, Warning - I grew up with music bitches. Music Bitch the fast review - Roys Clarks Mesmerising Day The man makes up for his weak left hand with the speed of his wanking hand and some showmanship… NOOOOOO Cake - Burning a Religion. What a surprise, very good. Insightful jaded poetic swaging lyrics by people who could easily (and probably do) play other genres, their skills show. Best not eat their cake though. Tom Jones and Seasick Steve Dont want to like it but.. Seasick Steves old school good and Tom Jones regardless of his terrible reputation of a small pricked tightwad who drops his ‘friends’ like hot bricks still cannot be denied his good voice. Still wouldnt buy his stuff on principle. Love affair - Everlasting Love is “One of the best basslines ever” Not in this lifetime Good basslines, try - Bill Withers Lovely Day Nancy Sinatra These boots are made for Walking Red Hot Chilli Peppers Give it away now Lou Reed Walk On the Wild Side Queen Under Pressure (Dont like Queen but cant deny the quality bass). Rage against the Machine - Bullet in the Head or Take the Power Back Now they are good basslines. Choosing Rage against the Machine Take the Power Back as the bass winner cos even if its not your thing you can’t deny the bass players taste. Don’t worry I’ll go back to staying away from this thread

Ah and there our loon is.

Its possible I haven't checked the sat nav recently

I can only find information on when the supermarket petrol stations are closing tomorrow (closed and mostly reopening at 5pm). Shell company owned ones are closed from 10:30am to 1pm but the independently owned can please themselves (so will likely close and who knows whether a shell garage is independently owned or not?) and BP are saying nothing. Shouldn't really chance it cos I'm picking my brother up from the airport tomorrow but.. pah I don't want to go out today

Must be Peon Maface.

Are you really asking if there are any wankers on this forum?

My boys have decided that normal people are boring and they like to come home for some fun (and free food obviously) so thats lovely. Picked one up this morning, the other will be down later

It’s no surprise to hear you like a disturbance

Look at those chunkalunkas (chubby legs) dont you wanna squeeze them? Apparently thats called "cute aggression"

You're all cute as fuck..

I was looking for something today and found a photo of me n mi bro from yesteryears school days. Got my child hands on a bottle of creme de menthe. We laughed our heads off n used sellotape to tape up our schnozzes n mouths to create joker grins Your turn, youthful pics of pleasure, pain or outright coolness.. or nerdiness.. its all cool.

Mini Cooper S was my dream car. Never got it. Was gifted far more powerful cars at the time but that was the car I really wanted.

Yer nicked n sold on sounds about right

Oh yer

Brilliant. I thought that was Jerry Lee Lewis. Freak or unique?

Before he retired he moved to a website called Netweather (which I loved) and continued to broadcast from his home until a couple of years ago. His disaster was everyones disaster and he was massively misinformed by the met office as was every other broadcaster of the time but somehow (being popular) he copped the full blame. He was much more reserved, extra conservative on his predictions after that and a grumpy, reluctant 'Netweather' was born. He broadcast from his study and gave you the worse possible outcome of any forecast. This meant if Micheal says the weathers good its definitely f'in good

Why are your bones so buggered at 51?

I think it looks great. I'd definitely put my name down for that.