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A young man moved from his parents home into a new apartment of his own and went to the lobby to put his name on his mailbox. While there, an attractive young lady came out of the apartment next to the mailboxes, wearing a robe. The boy smiled at the young woman and she started a conversation with him. As they talked, her robe slipped open, and it was obvious that she had nothing else on. The poor kid broke into a sweat trying to maintain eye contact. After a few minutes, she placed her hand on his arm and said, "Let's go to my apartment, I hear someone coming." He followed her into her apartment; she closed the door and leaned against it, allowing her robe to fall off completely. Now completely nude, she purred at him, "What would you say is my best feature?" Flustered and embarrassed, he finally squeaked, "It's got to be your ears." Astounded, and a little hurt she asked, "My ears? Look at these breasts; they are full and 100% natural. I work out every day and my butt is firm and solid. Look at my skin - no blemishes anywhere, so how can you think that the best part of my body is my ears?!" Clearing his throat, he stammered, "Outside, when you said you heard someone coming, that was me!!.

I had a phone conversation today with a very nice young chap from Pakistan. This is how it went: "Hello sir, how are you today?" "I'm very well, thank you for asking. And how are you? And, more to the point, WHO are you?" "Sir, my name is Ahmed and I'm calling you from Microsoft". "Microsoft, eh? Is that a city in Pakistan? How's the weather there today?" " No, sir - MICROSOFT, the computer company. I'm calling to tell you that we have found a problem with your computer and -" "REALLY?? Well, that's quite concerning......" "Yes sir, it can become very serious indeed, but thankfully I will be able to fix it for you. Now, if you -" "No, I meant it's very concerning because you see I don't HAVE a computer". "You don't?" "I don't". "Ahh, it must be a problem on your laptop sir -" "Don't have one". "Ipad?" "Nope". "Tablet?" "Nope, I have none of those things. As a matter of fact, I don't even have a telephone". After a few seconds of silence he said "Ah, sir, you are lying to me now!" I said "Well, you started it!!" and put the phone down.

Its called an EUC, the most powerful ones accelerate at an insane rate - The motors main job is to keep you upright with the power which is left over from keeping you upright giving you acceleration or deceleration. If you ask to much of it the thing decides it doesn't want to play anymore and shuts off which is what you see on the second guys telemetry when it hits red. The motors on these things get better every year. My first ever wheel was 500w, the red one in the pic in BOTM is 4kw continuous output, maybe 6kw peak.

True, that barn definitely looks better than your bike. Probably more aerodynamic too.

That's a long winded way of saying @boboneleg is flaky, not wrong though.

Doing some maintenance on the indian this morning, we're doing a day ride Friday..700km roughly...belt tension , the works..just one more thing to do..clutch lever inspection and lube.. Notice and awful slop in the rear suspension...coming from the famous suspension pin...needle bearing are fine...pin is loose in the frame section...been hearing the odd cluck at time in the rear...Ill check with the dealer what they say...imagine they will say its normal...I know they allow a tolerance... Arrow motocycles from the land down under has a fix...has a wedge style pin...and it looks like it does the trick...

I recently bought some wire-wheel attachments for my Weed-Eater or strimmer as you guys call them....as I end up spending more time replacing the nylon line that breaks far too often, than actually using the tool. The wire-wheels center hole was too small so I finally decided it was high time that I mounted up the bench top drill press that my Dad bought for me a good decade ago.... I made a support post from (2) 2x6's to re-enforce that corner of the bench where I mounted it. The thing works a treat....& now I can get after leveling my yard, both front & back from all 3ft;+ tall weeds that are trying to take over. Always feels great to get more organized in the garage.

Wild hair eating my fresh new grass...lol I'm on the hunt this morning for a 27mm crowfoot wrench...

I used to own a Yamaha MT07. The swing arm was mild steel with really thin paint, just where all the shit from the back wheel grit blasts it. I noticed it going rusty so ran it back to the dealer who said they would replace it under warranty. When I asked if the replacement would be the same crap quality they said yes. I waited until the new one was in then picked it up from them and got it stripped and powder coated then gave it back to them to fit. Seems that it's not just HD who cut corners sometimes.

Ummmmmmmm. , that would be loser of the month . Obviously a play for Twat of the Year.

Definately got hair in this one

Yebbut, Nico (on the left) is 7ft 2ins

Fuck me Marcel you've piled on the weight... you fat cunt

Thanks for making the effort this month with 7 Entries. Good to see people using their bikes and things with wheels. Julys BOTM photos can be entered from the 21th and the vote will start on the 28th. Here are your entries for June 2026: @Saul Beautifully engineered Honda mid life crisis. @Renegade Grand Day out on 8 Wheels with partner @YamaHead Another of Scotts Electricalmathingies, it is much cooler without the pedals. @boboneleg His audition for the next Flake advert, 'Only the crumbliest, Flakeyist Milk Yamaha.' Great picture though @Buckster Harley Coffee holder with enough new expensive power to drag a trailer. @Marcel Challenging Indian (Harley Clone with a hint of Honda Deauville or Pacific Coast) @Nute I genuinely don't know what this is, looks dangerous though. Has a Motor and a wheel so I suppose it qualifies.

Also voting for your own picture makes you a bellend.

That’s a wig, I see the teeth were already on their way.

@Renegade’s picture isn’t even him, he has never had that much hair, it’s just a random picture he found online.

I typed that just before leaving...10 min later...I said to myself...the cunt is going to post the better picture of the barn by itself...lol

I have the speed warning set to 30mph, it will go considerably faster but I'm old, and things take longer to heal.

Is this eligible, its good a motor & peddles, and it currently goes faster than my K100

Well I don't think im at large oak barrel stage yet...?