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Im surprised you didnt capsize it, were you told you had to stay in the centre of the boat cos you're such a fat cunt

Always think of those when I see a Top-Box on any bike....

I often think of Pete when riding I learned from him when riding with him, I was a mental thrasher, on and off the throttle whereas Pete was smooth and constant, I did make him laugh though when I blasted past him on my Caponord right into the path of a Pheasant rising up from the tarmac, I had to duck to avoid my head getting taken off Well at least he saw why I have my user name LOL, his smooth flowing riding did inspire me to do better

1 year ago today 18th August 2025 Dell pasted away from cancer. RIP Dell always will be remembered.

At the end of the tax year, the IRS office sent an inspector to audit the books of a local hospital. While the IRS agent was checking the books, he turned to the CFO of the hospital and said, “I notice you buy a lot of bandages. What do you do with the end of the roll when there’s too little left to be of any use?” “Good question ,” noted the CFO. “We save them up and send them back to the bandage company and every once in a while, they send us a free roll.” “Oh,” replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual question had a practical answer. But on he went, in his obnoxious way. “What about all these plaster purchases? What do you do with what’s left over after setting a cast on a patient?” “Ah, yes,” replied the CFO, realizing that the inspector was trying to trap him with an unanswerable question. “We save it and send it back to the manufacturer and every so often they will send us a free bag of plaster.” “I see,” replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster the know-it-all CFO. “Well,” he went on, “What do you do with all the remains from the circumcision surgeries?” “Here, too, we do not waste,” answered the CFO. “What we do is save all the little foreskins and send them to the IRS office, and about once a year they send us a complete prick.”

Met my mate Steve today as he was having his Enfield MoTed and I was having Shadows CBF MoTed right after. Chap turned up on this interesting Cafe Racer type thing. Sounded awesome. So both bike with fresh MoT’s we took the Cb125F back up where I picked up my CBF. We headed for Dameralls to see the new Honda CB1000F. Very nice indeed although I would want real clocks. Loads there today

Scoot passed the MOT with flying colours this morning, so it should, only covered 230 miles since the last MOT...... Bloody embarrassing.

I was talking with Chris a few nights ago.. life is a bitch some times. RIP Dell and all our mates and loves. Lyn.

A keg is better than a six pack, anyway!

Don't bother with manuals usually but this is in my CBF manual :), serious or what Best read this one just in case the bastards find out

A man is driving down a deserted stretch of highway when he notices a sign out of the corner of his eye....It reads: SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION 10 MILES He thinks this is a figment of his imagination and drives on without a second thought... Soon he sees another sign which reads: SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION 5 MILES Suddenly he begins to realize that these signs are for real and drives past a third sign saying: SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION NEXT RIGHT His curiosity gets the best of him and he pulls into the drive. On the far side of the parking lot is a stone building with a small sign next to the door reading: SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS He climbs the steps and rings the bell. The door is answered by a nun in a long black habit who asks, 'What may we do for you my son?' He answers, 'I saw your signs along the highway and was interested in possibly doing business.... .' 'Very well my son. Please follow me.' He is led through many winding passages and is soon quite disoriented. The nun stops at a closed door and tells the man, 'Please knock on this door.' He does so and another nun in a long habit, holding a tin cup answers the door... This nun instructs, 'Please place $100 in the cup then go through the large wooden door at the end of the hallway.' He puts $100 in the cup, eagerly trots down the hall and slips through the door pulling it shut behind him. The door locks, and he finds himself back in the parking lot facing another sign: GO IN PEACE. YOU HAVE JUST BEEN SCREWED BY THE SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS. SERVES YOU RIGHT, YOU SINNER.

I got to ride two new Nortons today. Manx R and the Atlas. Good day out

Did a bee sting you in the face? You need to get that looked at, preferably by someone with a strong stomach.

I might be moving to the states...I'm heading towards and ice cream shop...

To the east ? Oh by the way... I found ice age animals today...lol.

Wherever he is now he's still laughing his bollox off at @Buckster calling his a Tour Pack

On the ferry crossing this morning....arriving in Muskegon...2 hrs crossing....ride across Michigan...we should be reaching the Canadian border by noon at Sarnia....a little foggy this morning.

Let's see now ....... idea place to take a break. 1. Shitty interchange junction 2. Shite coffee resting on top box 3. Fat guts having a fag Yep, that's a top quality break

You are fatter than @busabeast

It finally started to rain this morning....Man, do we need it. So nice to smell that clean air. Gotta make a beer run today as we're gonna have some lovely 1" thick pork chops on the Traeger for dinner tonight.

Did you tell them you were a pair of lone wolves?

He looks like he has gone ten rounds with Mike Tyson and for nine of them he was unconscious.

Here's looking at you Buck...lol.

You should go over and take a closer look, get someone to video you doing it.

TBH...It was nice to get out from all the wildfire smoke that we've been breathing for weeks now....& see some actual blue sky today. This year has been the worst wildfire season on record for the state of OR...with over 2 million acres burned. 1st time it rains should be declared a statewide holiday.

Buck said you had a bit of black in you What was his name?

Obviously shipped it over for some looooooooong straight roads , coz that thing ain't gonna be much cop in the bends

fatter than a fat thing on a fatty day. I thought i had added a pound or two...

Taking a breack minisota...

Would you stop with this lone wolf thing....lol....were in Wisconsin at this motel with a Hildo kinda looking guy...had his bike shipped over from England ..Im hoping to get chance to chat with him before leaving this morning...

Scrap that , I just saw your RR

Jesica road up to sturgis from Houston alone...with this sick roadglide...her and Donny didn't know what the hell to make of us ...until we told them we're just like the Trailer park boys but only smarter...lol...then they understood what we were about...

Here ya go Bucky https://www.facebook.com/share/19TkVwEAyi/?mibextid=wwXIfr

You shouldn’t be celebrating being 21 stone with a meal.

Well im now adr qualified as of today and just got back from a meal out for my 21st birthday

Can anyone confirm the report that @Marcel is in an ICE detention centre?

No one wants to see your moobs.

His "this is the style" videos were always amusing