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His problem is quite obvious.....

Meanwhile at the north pole...

EVERY Old Fart knows this....

Welcome to Spring in OR!....Where yesterday it was patches of Sunny blue-sky, luminous dark clouds, & SNOWING all at the same time! ....

I'll get the fork cartridges in the next four weeks, so if I can get a couple of breaks in the weather I can get everything ready for then.

"that curry's up here somewhere"

Paddy died in a fire and was burnt pretty badly, so the police needed someone to identify the body. His two best friends, Seamus and Sean, were sent for. Seamus went in, and the mortician pulled back the sheet. Seamus said, "Yup, he's burnt pretty bad roll him over". So the mortician rolled him over. Seamus looked and said, "Nope, it ain't Paddy." The mortician thought that was rather strange, and then he brought Sean in to identify the body. Sean took a look at him and said, "Yup, he's burnt real bad; roll him over." The mortician rolled him over, and Sean looked down and said, "No, it ain't Paddy." The mortician asked, "How can you tell?" Sean said, "Well, Paddy had two arseholes." "What? He had two arseholes?" asked the mortician. "Yup, everyone knew he had two arseholes. Every time we went into town, folks would say, "here comes Paddy with them two arseholes" You've just got to love the Irish