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OMG take it off ********* A Wife came home early from work with a headache, she was surprised to find her husband home and said BERT can you follow me up stairs which he did, Then she said Bert can you take off my skirt and blouse which he did then she said take off all my underwear which he did, then she said IF I CATCH YOU WEARING THEM AGAIN THERE WILL BE TROUBLE.

well...yeh , i had all the bits tucked and cut before i brought it back from Thailand

To a woman this time?

It sure is this area is outstanding for off road and road riding, the Shack is open all year round

'Cause it sounds waaaaay too much like Pete.....

Why is it that I don't quite believe you ?

Definitely worth it but don't go in August or you'll turn into a lobster

Yeh … after 26 years of being together

Rhodes beginning of June with the mrs.... Ypres on bikes in August. nothing else booked at the minute.... except this weekend... going away to get married

Yes, it’s a proper heap driven by some fat Lesbos

Who has any holiday plans this year? I’m off to the USA for three weeks in September. Road trip to visit friends and plan on visiting Noah’s Ark while I am there.

I´ll be doing a few rides around Portugal, but nothing really planned. The only real goal for this year is a trip to Morocco, which has no fixed duration or set date yet. Probably from the end of September onwards according to the weather, if it's still too hot I'll delay it until mid October. Will be by myself for some of it, and maybe try a little bit more off-road than previous times, but also meeting up with @Sofia to spend a few days showing her around a few of the nicer places, so it´ll probably feel like two different trips in one.

Getting my kicks on the A66

thanks Pedro

Seriously? Congratulations!

Mablethorpe ....... but thats off the cards now........so it will be Wor gate I think.

Off to Greece next week then somewhere as yet undecided later in the year

Mandi keeps going on about Pompeii, I might tag along.

Looks like a Blast Phil!!

Rishi .. Starmer, same thing

He wants Rishi back.

Red card if your happy with Starmer running the country

It's amazing how much bigger physically the newer Vespa's are ..........

I can hear the crayons coming out.