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After 5 yrs. of not seeing my son...(he's a PMC in Israel) I got wind that he's here in OR currently!....just talked to him for the 1st time in a coupla years...he's in Portland to get his beat-up shoulder operated on (injury from Iraq back in 2011) & process a load of paperwork to get his Top Secret security clearance for a new contract in Germany after he finishes the remaining contract in Israel. Gonna relieve my anxiety a bit as a parent to know he'll be moving up the food chain & outta the field....probably gonna go see him next week...pretty stoked about that!

Already have, plenty of crumbs and 1 sticky wine gum.

Nope...just an update on what my boy's been doing for the last 5 years....he KNOWS what info to tell me & when....had that "Need To Know" basis since he was in Iraq.

As title suggests, me and a mate from the forum that can't be named are going to the pod for a RWYB day if anyone else is interested in joining then do, it's 66 quid for the day so it's not particularly expensive.... Dare I say even scooters would/might be welcome

Not that hair.

Washing my hair that day.

Do it @Clive, show busapussy how it’s done.

Out of petrol till my next pension arrives..

Last time I went there my (Near) namesake was racing, jeez that must have been in the very early 1970,s....

A couple was watching a Discovery Channel special about an African bush tribe where the men all had manhoods measuring 24 inches. According to the show, when boys reached a certain age, they tied a string around their shaft, attaching a weight to the other end. Over time, the weight stretched it to an impressive 24 inches. Later that night, as the husband stepped out of the shower, his wife glanced down and playfully suggested, “How about we try that African string-and-weight technique?” Intrigued, the husband agreed. They tied a string, attached a small weight, and waited for nature to take its course. A few days later, the wife checked in. “So, how’s our little tribal experiment going?” “Well,” the husband said, “we’re about halfway there.” “Wow, you’ve grown to 12 inches?” she asked excitedly. “No… it’s turned black.”

Don't lie you're bald

Why don't you join in and we can all point and laugh at the boat going down the strip

Look down the back of the sofa, or turn the wife upside down, maybe you'll find something

Can't afford the Methanol.

Well why not come along and join in see what you got

@Buckster has got all that gear

I don't fancy yours

An oldie but a goody

Is this classified information?