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Good day out with some mates doing a Geand tour of Devon. Trip Stats. Other stuff

I've been back up north, Mrs not been great, but now she is pretty well OK I now have time to myself

Well that was never in doubt was it, her and buckster were always destined for each other

@Six30 is in a lesbian relationship

He is very much missed, I still can't quite believe that he has actually died, I hope he's resting in peace and riding the good ride

A good looking man walked into an agent's office in Hollywood and said, "I want to be a movie star." Tall, handsome, and with experience on Broadway, he had the right credentials . The agent asked, "What's your name?" The guy said, "My name is Penis van Lesbian." The agent said, "Sir, I hate to tell you, but in order to get into Hollywood, you are going to have to change your name." "I will NOT change my name! The van Lesbian name is centuries old, I will not disrespect my grandfather by changing my name. Not ever." The agent said, "Sir, I have worked in Hollywood for years...you will NEVER go far in Hollywood with a name like Penis van Lesbian! I'm telling you, you will HAVE TO change your name or I will not be able to represent you." "So be it! I guess we will not do business together," the guy said and he left the agent's office. FIVE YEARS LATER......The agent opens an envelope sent to his office. Inside the envelope is a letter and a check for £50,000. The agent is awe-struck, who would possibly send him £50,000? He reads the letter enclosed... Dear Sir, Five years ago, I came into your office wanting to become an actor in Hollywood, you told me I needed to change my name. Determined to make it with my God-given birth name, I refused. You told me I would never make it in Hollywood with a name like Penis van Lesbian .. After I left your office, I thought about what you said. I decided you were right. I had to change my name. I had too much pride to return to your office, so I signed with another agent. I would never have made it without changing my name, so the enclosed check is a token of my appreciation. Thank you for your advice. Sincerely, Dick van Dyke!

Suns out … Matlock packed .. found a car show up the road

Yeah I still have the busa, who in the right mind would swap a busa for a scooter.....

A young couple were walking down Lovers Lane, When suddenly she said Darling I NEED A WEE and the chap said go behind that hedge, which she did, He couldn't resist it he put his hand through the hedge for a little grope, When he felt something long and warm hanging there and he said BABE have you changed your sex, and the girl said I've changed my mind you silly boy I'm having a shit.

Nice shot next to the bins.

A Chap went to visit his old mum an dad, When he got there his dear old dad was sitting in his rocking chair on the porch with no trouser's or pants on, the chap said Dad why are you sitting out here like that, and the father said it's your ruddy mother's idea because i sat out here yesterday with no shirt on and last night i had one hell of a stiff neck so she said i'd better sit like this today.

This is my brother in laws brothers Renault

Tasty Black Kettle....aka H2O Buffalo...

48 cyl. Kwak....just because you can doesn't mean you should....

GP circa '89... 4 great riders in 1 shot...

Just me pitchin' a moan about having amputations on all 4 limbs Phil...nuthin' new, same old sh*t, different day. In the last 3 yrs. really feeling the affects of a nasty high-side I took back in 2012...wake up some mornings feeling as old as you

Thanks mate, tis good to be back, what have I missed?

I be here, just been rather busy with family life haven't had any time to do anything

@Renegade was 50 when you were still an itch in your daddies pants.

Nicely done Turbo'd Zed...

A Young Billy Gibbons...BEFORE the beard showed up...

The Snake river...through parts of ID...

Just arrived …

A38...M1 junction 23a..... passed East Mids Airport, country road to Donington Park...... just a reverse journey back home, nothing exciting was encountered on the journey there and back, did have a short shower on the way there. Took a few photos, phone camera is crap.

Well that's day one overBut it's for my precious things Anyway I think I do a lot worse in the woods

What a shame that they haven't got any decent car parks there ............

Ask Bob i think it was his invention the sick fucker

Just got notified yesterday that I'm gonna be a Great Grandparent this coming October... here's my oldest Grandson's 1st view of his future riding partner...that he already has a bike in the waiting for the little guy...

Thank you Scott , we miss him very much .

Think we found the pub to be in … or not