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Found out today one of the lads daughters is starting as an apprentice with us this year, she likes to be known as a he i wonder how long before i upset her I'm getting to old to deal with this shit i need to retire

Pretty sure this guy will be voting Conservative today.

My bike’s battery is flat. Left it too long, as it’s only 3 years old. Ordered a new one yesterday. I fail.

“Twat” is very inclusive, that way!

Popped up to Damerells bike night, kinda wish I didn’t weather shit no food not a very good turnout. Did get a couple of pics. All shiny ready for bike night Lovely Thruxton Really like this old school Tiger Also saw a new Triumph 400X. Quite a big bike in the flesh Some other randoms there was a really nice Suzuki Beamish but never got a chance to get a pic of it before it went. Another couple of bike clubs turned up who I never heard of although they had local type names.

That's the kind of thing slowly does reading her posts may have prevented this

I have decided to identify as transparent… with the pronouns “who” and “where” …

I don't mind what she wants to call herself it just takes the fun out of the job where you can just fuck around taking the piss out of each other now we will have to think twice before saying anything, our other apprentice is a girl but is also a lesbian she's ok but you have to think before blurting things out like look at the tits on that when driving around

Why Noa ... has she grown a cock ? or building a massive boat ?

Just find out what S/he likes to be called and use their name. I do take your point though, my daughter Kady has a friend who wants to be called Alex, was Annabelle, who get really upset if someone 'Dead names' her or uses her old name. Such a load of bollocks to me.

I have to remember to call my granddaughter Noa , she was born a Sophia

I didn’t go to a shop and throw a wad of cash at someone though.

If the cam lasts 1200 miles then it would be fine for about ten years.

Hello my old friend, it’s been years

I know mate it's shit, but it's the modern workplace, more's the pity. I work with a Lesbian Paramedic once a month and fuck me is she a humorless twat. 10 hour overnight is a long time minding your P's and Q's. She bloody hard work to talk to. Mind you she is prone to going sick which works well for me as I get to go home if I'm not needed elsewhere.

Just call her “shitfer”.

pitiful.... you seen this shit @Clive

“ I was brought here by my friend Sir Cumstance” and we met with Sir Tiff Hyde… and his daughter… Miss Tiff-Hyde… i could play this all day…

That pic's a mind fuck after a bottle of wine

Be kind to @Marcel le Moose Fondler

That's for the guy who's lap he's sat on

I’m in the garage, Yoda just said ‘wrong way you are doing that’

Up the leg shop, I’ve got past the gestapo so it’s just a waiting game now

It shouldn't be that hard. You can screw a couple of self tapping screws into the seal (very carefully) to help pull the seal out then wrap the shaft in ptfe tape (or similar) to protect the new seal when you drift it in . Loads of videos on You Tube to help you out .