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  1. Six would just duct tape and cable tie her to a chair.
    5 points
  2. Took my bike to the beach last night too, although no high speed awards from the cops....so many toys, so little time.
    5 points
  3. @XTreme is this Pay per view tomorrow or is there a live stream any where ?
    5 points
  4. Sucks to be you bob, if that was me I'd have taken them there and dropped them off...once inside I'd have left and let them walk home, aren't they abit old for imaginary friends
    4 points
  5. My wife says "Thank fuck for that".
    4 points
  6. Are these the only (eureka) moments you get? Try the blue pills for your other moments
    4 points
  7. I'm not sure how the Easter Parades are going to go cos the Spanish can't possibly have any energy left. They really go for it. Traffic jams with everyone honking their horns, fire works being let off, they were still partying at 3am
    4 points
  8. Get some rest … you got a big fight coming up in the car tomorrow.
    4 points
  9. Full house then? Over here the stupid fucks have got their KKK outfits on and carrying a fucking dummy about!
    3 points
  10. You'd burst into flames bob you're best not to
    3 points
  11. Serves me right for marrying into a catholic family, at least I don’t have to go in the church, although I’m told they get wine
    3 points
  12. @Clive so you think you’re bored mate ? I’m sat outside a church in my car right now for a couple of hours as my son and mum-in-law wanted to go to mass
    3 points
  13. Nearly as mad as the cheese rollers in Gloucestershire
    3 points
  14. I'm knackered, spent all day sorting stuff for the arrival of the next guests including spending a large amount of time at varying points of the day on FaceTime with the phone screen being wobbled about at a blurry computer being asked what do to now- who leaves the important paperwork til the day they're due to leave? I don't get it, its always my primary concern. Check passport, sort paperwork and money. Surely everyone does that first?
    3 points
  15. I got an idea, strap on a thong, and ride a log down a volcano, this sports going to be huge.
    3 points
  16. They was at it in Trafalgar Square …
    2 points
  17. Deep joy, next guests flights have been delayed by an hour. It'll be after 3am now, assuming they don't get lost. I cry.
    2 points
  18. Enjoy your Mars bars and coffee, don't get talking to any strange people, you talk to enough of them on here.
    2 points
  19. 2 points
  20. Didn't see anybody our age in that Bob?
    2 points
  21. just had one of them eureka moments Clive , when you want to go out on the scoot give your mrs your log on details to here, she's occupied, your out on your excuse of a motorbike , every ones happy.
    2 points
  22. Im making a nice pea soup from scratch for mum.
    2 points
  23. That was the list we had......so we just followed it to the letter!
    2 points
  24. word.... and can i tag along ?
    2 points
  25. That my friend can be sorted just say the word
    2 points
  26. My guess would be he will drive out in to the Spanish wilderness on the way back from the airport and bash her with a hammer and leave herin one of those abandoned houses while he drives on with the grandkids and meets up with them back at the house..... Not giving you ideas though pete
    2 points
  27. Well wheres the sangria, kind of fucking shopping is it without a few litres of sangria
    2 points
  28. @XTreme play this on loop in the car … listen to the words
    2 points
  29. you will end up slinging her out i can see it coming
    2 points
  30. Tv Disney Netflix Sky Her not being very mobile is very limiting.
    2 points
  31. You not got a tv ? Or does she just like to sit and look at you ?
    2 points
  32. Her ass is stuck in a chair most days.....
    2 points
  33. Mum says only boring people get bored.
    2 points
  34. Well why not go out for a ride casual
    2 points
  35. 2 points
  36. Why not pick them all up on the bike that way you don't have to listen to her endlessly calling you a twat
    2 points
  37. Fed the horses, then took a load of bedding over to the flat. Next job is to go food shopping for them and take that over there. And in amongst that lot I've got to put a new site live......that's three in three weeks to cover all this shit! And I'll probably be called a Cunt at the end of it!
    2 points
  38. I'm dreading being stuck in the car with her for two and a half hours!
    2 points
  39. This is what friday night looks like, got pulled over for doing 56 ina 35, cop gave me a warning, liked my SS 45 acp Ruger, i think thats why i only got a warning...lol
    2 points
  40. Out trail riding on Sunday, got three clients who fancy a bimble around the local trails on some ancient XR250s. They’ve had three days on track (Almeria etc) so I’m hoping they’re knackered so I can keep up!………I’ll be sweeping up at the back as usual but that suits me fine. I’ll try and take some photos if I remember.
    2 points
  41. Shit.....I'm really aching today after yesterday's physical work!
    1 point
  42. And a photo that ain’t been edited
    1 point
  43. If I go out on scoot then my wife is housebound, does not seem fair me out and about and her stuck indoors. So it's BSB and sitting in the garden with a cuppa.
    1 point
  44. Tomorrow I've got my own work to get on with, more cleaning in the house, plus do some food shopping for them so they've got stuff in the flat. Along with taking blankets and stuff over there. And I'm on my ass now!
    1 point
  45. You can put that on your beans on toast to replace the cheese
    1 point
  46. Oh yes !! Just in time for easter my Spanish cheese has arrived.
    1 point
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