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This would be the pan handle, not retiree land.

The fifth horseman of the apocalypse lives in Florida ( mother in law). Every time I go there I’m convinced all of the US dash cam crash videos on YouTube must originate there, people seem hell bent on smashing into each other. Doesn’t help that the average age is 96 and half of them can’t see over the steering wheel. Even more amazing is that more than a few bike riders are riding in shorts and a tee shirt.

He has crocs as well, he is trying to be @Marcel.

Who knew santa had a gimp elf

It’s the only known gay Indian prince. He is also a bit short.

Want to here something funny....well maybe not , one of my boys called yesterday telling me his mother got scammed by a substantible amount ....9 g in total...kinda feel bad for her , man really thought she wouldn't fall for those telephone scams....its pretty ironic now that Im a indian scamer...lol. Then I started thinking when I separate, boys were 18 , far from being self sufficient, they weren't till 23 or so...she never dish out one dime for them...not money , clothes, supplies anything for them... Maybe its carma?

Ok, it was yesterday but I was waiting for photos. So we did the 'Santas on a bike' ride yesterday, all proceeds go to a children's hospice in Bristol. It was an amazing turnout considering the weather and good fun was had by all, the route was 18 miles in length and took us through Bristol with lots of peeps coming out to see it.

There's no point of me embracing you again by out witting you again for the hundred time on bike forums... then you'll have to delete a bunch of shit to make yourself look good again.....and also... I kinda like this avatar...think I can work with this...

It would be a very short fight, especially for @Marcel given that he is a midget.

Fight .......

Another thing I did was download Macdroid which converts the files but that didn't seem to want to play either

Garmin warns against using converters but that's cheap enough to give it a go

Yeah, I did all the google thing @Saul but nothing conclusive. I have a mate who has the same set up who has offered to help. If all else helps I will use my son's Dell with windows 11 as we're getting him a new laptop for Xmas . One way or another I'll get there

they had an OHC motor but no oil feed to the cam, they lasted about 20,000 miles if the oil was changed every other week.. I know i had to *ucking work on them.

Okay Gupta.

This is embarrassing even has way back 1977 Japanese bikes were better than anything Harley is producing in 2026...

Cocksucker!!!

I dont want your face as my avatar thanks, but no thanks

Ya ya go ahead and laugh at my avatar, your about this close of getting yourse changed to this...lol.

Christmas poem (adult). Christmas is coming, the goose is full of fat, soon be time for santa, the fucking bearded twat. He'll be coming down the chimney, with chinese toys of cack, he nearly got wedged up there, thanks to his bulging fucking sack. He likes to have a snack or two, and then a drink or three. He's had a fair bit earlier and is busting for a pee. Next, he'll nick your festive grub and chow down on your kippers then shite one in your flower tub, and piss in both your slippers. The dirty smelly wanker ain't had a wash in weeks. It's worse than body odour, the stinky bastard reeks! He's mixed the beer with lemonade, and drunk six pints of shandy, had seven shots of whiskey and half a pint of brandy. He's lurched around the living room, and crashed into the sofa, fell over on a dog chew and knocked the tree clean over. So whilst our drunken santa is behaving like a prawn, his dirty fucking reindeer are all shagging on the lawn. So now he's had his fill of booze, he's ready to depart. And nearly wakes the whole house up with a fucking thunderous fart. He's picked his nose, he's scratched his arse, and then he's touched your food. The dirty unwashed bastard really is so fucking rude. Thank god he's gone outside now, and got into his sleigh. At last the foul old tosser has finally gone away. That's it for another year. And thank fuck for that. It's time to brick the chimney up that will sort the twat!

Maybe you could consider a better state like Alaska. ?..Ive been hearing work visa are real easy to get at the moment to anyone with a specific trade..you being a people transport specialist should be approved immediately ...

Not a bad look...but that thing couldn't get out of its own way. My Ebike cranks 130nm of torque...