Jokes, your best your worse and all the rubbish on the internet between

[Renegade]

[Renegade]

Paddy died in a fire and was burnt pretty badly, so the police needed someone to identify the body. His two best friends, Seamus and Sean, were sent for. Seamus went in, and the mortician pulled back the sheet.

Seamus said, "Yup, he's burnt pretty bad roll him over".

So the mortician rolled him over. Seamus looked and said, "Nope, it ain't Paddy."

The mortician thought that was rather strange, and then he brought Sean in to identify the body.

Sean took a look at him and said, "Yup, he's burnt real bad; roll him over."

The mortician rolled him over, and Sean looked down and said, "No, it ain't Paddy."

The mortician asked, "How can you tell?"

Sean said, "Well, Paddy had two arseholes."

"What? He had two arseholes?" asked the mortician.

"Yup, everyone knew he had two arseholes. Every time we went into town, folks would say, "here comes Paddy with them two arseholes"

You've just got to love the Irish

[Vamana Gupta]

1 hour ago, Buckster said:

Have a look at your swingarm...thousand of Harleys have been flying off the road...Harleys is considering a major recall from bikes to 2007 and up...ill let you know if anything else pops up..

 

[Buckster]

10 hours ago, Vamana Gupta said:

Have a look at your swingarm...thousand of Harleys have been flying off the road...Harleys is considering a major recall from bikes to 2007 and up...ill let you know if anything else pops up..

 

Source? My swingarm doesn't look anything like that.

[Catteeclan]

looks a bit weedy for a Harley

[Renegade]

[Renegade]

A motorcyclist was driving along a highway when suddenly a sparrow hit his helmet when trying to fly across. The motorcyclist struggled to control his motorcycle and almost crashed, but eventually he managed to stop. Nearby he noticed the sparrow that looked dead but after an examination it turned out he was still alive although unconscious. The motorcyclist took pity and he took the sparrow with him to his home. He put him into a cage, he gave him some bread and water and left. After a while the sparrow wakes up: he sees the bars, he sees bread and water and thinks: Oh shit, I killed the motorcyclist!

[YamaHead]

EVERY Old Fart knows this....

[Buckster]

A social media influencer from Huddersfield has told her followers not to worry about fuel prices going up as £20 of fuel is still the same price! 

 

Bethany Johnson who regularly gives her followers savvy tips and tricks on how to save money has told her followers that she filled up today like normal and it still only cost her £20! 

 

Bethany 22, who has been driving for 4 years says she has filled up at the same petrol station since she passed her test and it has always cost her £20 when she has filled her car up with 20 pounds worth of petrol.

 

"I think all the rumours about prices going up is just scaremongering from the government and the media. There's no need to panic." She said.