Jokes, your best your worse and all the rubbish on the internet between

[Renegade]

[Renegade]

Paddy died in a fire and was burnt pretty badly, so the police needed someone to identify the body. His two best friends, Seamus and Sean, were sent for. Seamus went in, and the mortician pulled back the sheet.

Seamus said, "Yup, he's burnt pretty bad roll him over".

So the mortician rolled him over. Seamus looked and said, "Nope, it ain't Paddy."

The mortician thought that was rather strange, and then he brought Sean in to identify the body.

Sean took a look at him and said, "Yup, he's burnt real bad; roll him over."

The mortician rolled him over, and Sean looked down and said, "No, it ain't Paddy."

The mortician asked, "How can you tell?"

Sean said, "Well, Paddy had two arseholes."

"What? He had two arseholes?" asked the mortician.

"Yup, everyone knew he had two arseholes. Every time we went into town, folks would say, "here comes Paddy with them two arseholes"

You've just got to love the Irish

[Vamana Gupta]

1 hour ago, Buckster said:

Have a look at your swingarm...thousand of Harleys have been flying off the road...Harleys is considering a major recall from bikes to 2007 and up...ill let you know if anything else pops up..

 

[Buckster]

10 hours ago, Vamana Gupta said:

Have a look at your swingarm...thousand of Harleys have been flying off the road...Harleys is considering a major recall from bikes to 2007 and up...ill let you know if anything else pops up..

 

Source? My swingarm doesn't look anything like that.

[Catteeclan]

looks a bit weedy for a Harley

[Renegade]