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A woman in a supermarket is following a grandfather and his badly behaved 3 year-old grandson. It's obvious to her that he has his hands full with the child screaming for candy in the candy aisle, cookies in the cookie aisle; and for fruit, cereal and pop in the other aisles. Meanwhile, Granddad is working his way around, saying in a controlled voice, "Easy, William, we won't be long, easy, boy." Another outburst, and she hears the granddad calmly say, "It's okay, William, just a couple more minutes and we'll be out of here. Hang in there, boy." At the checkout, the little terror is throwing items out of the cart, and Granddad says again in a controlled voice, "William, William, relax buddy, don't get upset. We'll be home in five minutes; stay cool, William." Very impressed, the woman goes outside where the grandfather is loading his groceries and the boy into the car. She said to the elderly gentleman, "It's none of my business, but you were amazing in there. I don't know how you did it. That whole time, you kept your composure, and no matter how loud and disruptive he got, you just calmly kept saying things would be okay. William is very lucky to have you as his grandpa." "Thanks," said the grandfather, "but I'm William… that little bastard's name is Kevin."

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19 minutes ago, Marcel said:

New trend for bald people...I might have to look into that...hair tattoo. 

 

 

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There are a few slapheads here that could do that.

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57 minutes ago, Marcel said:

Don't know Saul this one looks kinda nice...just looks like Ian's  head without the odd bumps...like a buzz cut...

 

 

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Go for it then I am sure it would suit you and I am confident nobody would take the piss at all 😉😘

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1 hour ago, Saul said:

Go for it then I am sure it would suit you and I am confident nobody would take the piss at all 😉😘

Definitely no one on here.

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