Sir Fallsalot

Yes but to quote you I will be assuming the role of your benevolent leader so that means everything finally you have excuses to get out of everything

So you will spend the rest of your life dodging puddles hiding from the sun visiting abandoned buildings working yourself to death and starting endless polls. we’re also looking forward to your hernia kicking in so we can see half naked unflattering photos of yourself by the way hope you’re feeling better Pete

Just met your surgeon he seems ok

Same as Busabeast then

And the rest of us will stand a better chance of winning BOTM now

But who wants a computer that's twice as old and obsolete

And his flouncing video

I know, Tango was looking for some gossip

WTF were you searching for to find that

There was one but not sure if he joined before or after you went away it was such a short stint he fell victim to Pedro's wrath

Any sign of mawlsy on his scooter there

I think he was struggling with the mirror because the locknut was tight

Everyone knows chinesium is lighter than any other metal

You can get a pushbike for next to nothing second hand, i gave two away. looking where you live there's a whole network of interesting cycle routes

Ever thought of getting a pushbike Clive and just going out for an hour a day, you will get some exercise fresh air and time away from the wife which in my eyes is the most important thing for a man to hold onto his sanity

Careful or you will be his next victim

So it's just a pavement princess then If you did go off road the mirrors will be the first to be broken

Should we have poll

I got some nice gloves for the trailbikes from Trago Mills a few years ago. the tag said £9 when i went to pay they were £7 i was that impressed i went back a couple of weeks later and bought three more pairs just in case they are not available next time i need a pair

Take them to the scrapyard a few years ago someone threw two batteries down the woods behind where i park my car i fished them out and took them and an old bike battery down the scrapyard which was only at the bottom of the woods the were dumped in and had £17 for them, bought myself a breakfast in the van next to the scrappies nothing like a free breakfast. I kept the one off my works van to use as a leisure battery in the marmite wagon when we go away which i forgot to take last time LOL

Like me after that cruise

And i now realise why the postage was £4.95 for a £3.95 part coning bastards their free stickers weren't so free

This is the box the pilot jet for the XR turned up in yesterday i don't mind but it arrived Thursday but nobody was in to take the delivery so was redelivered yesterday if it was in a padded envelope it would have gone through the letter box. The box was a perfect size for the 24mx stickers that came with it though

To be honest i'm surprised it's lasted this long, i'll probably put a new one on this year as a precaution because the bike is always in a heated garage it can give you a sense of false security. it happened with my CB everything was fine until i had one cold night camping and the battery was dead in the morning.