Sir Fallsalot

The sun came out this afternoon so went around the block on the XR another bike i haven't started in a while gave up kicking it and bumped it down the hill, when i got back took out the AT stopped to take a photo next to this house the people that own it are horsey types they have a full size statue of a horse in their garden amongst other things. Better view from street view https://www.google.com/maps/@51.5725573,-3.3385536,3a,84.4y,91.29h,93.25t/data=!3m7!1e1!3m5!1sZAW1YbzndnLyYAVfbG1PQQ!2e0!6shttps:%2F%2Fstreetviewpixels-pa.googleapis.com%2Fv1%2Fthumbnail%3Fpanoid%3DZAW1YbzndnLyYAVfbG1PQQ%26cb_client%3Dmaps_sv.share%26w%3D900%26h%3D600%26yaw%3D91.28803075301582%26pitch%3D-3.24613213755579%26thumbfov%3D90!7i16384!8i8192?coh=205410&entry=ttu After riding the AT i decided to have a couple of hours on the X Trainer another bike that hasn't turned a wheel in months, had a good workout on that, some fuckers been cutting trees down on the road i got opened up this year and left the cuttings there. The locals are having a hard time of it there first the local quarry is expanding so their up in arms about that then i came along and got the road next to their houses opened after being closed for around 15 years and now someone has purchsed some of the woodland off to the side of the road and is cutting it down Won't be getting down there Last lane before home

It's getting there, it's getting on my nerves having to strip the carbs off when i forget to start it for a few months but after riding it today it's forgiven again lol

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Marcel messing about with his 950 reminded me i haven't started the old Africa Twin in a while, It fires up ok but at quarter throttle its popping and banging like a strip of fire crackers so carbs off again to clean the pilot jets ffs All back together again and running fine if there's a break in the weather i shall have a spin around the block

Wet here as well so no painting for me, last thing i done was repair the cement cap on the chimney and paint it, while up there my mate that used to have the Beta paid me a visit with his drone annoying twat lol and the TV aerial bit my head which was nice Photo complete with builders bum

Not really with the lads in work it's just a bit of banter she would see it as me being a creep. i'm hoping the new girl will be a bit more down to earth if shes anything like her father she's going to be worse than me

I don't mind what she wants to call herself it just takes the fun out of the job where you can just fuck around taking the piss out of each other now we will have to think twice before saying anything, our other apprentice is a girl but is also a lesbian she's ok but you have to think before blurting things out like look at the tits on that when driving around

Found out today one of the lads daughters is starting as an apprentice with us this year, she likes to be known as a he i wonder how long before i upset her I'm getting to old to deal with this shit i need to retire

That's the kind of thing slowly does reading her posts may have prevented this

Work persons ffs

I've always said electric dirt bikes should have a clutch to help with control and i also thought Honda's DCT should have a clutch lever to disengage the Engine from the drive in emergency and to help with U turns fucking scary doing a U turn off camber on a DCT bike

There's a guy in the TRF we nicknamed FOP (fall off Paul) the sky sees the soles of his boots more than the ground when he's out on a ride

Are you sure he worked there

Any help for you

That's for the guy who's lap he's sat on

Looks like this chunk

I think i read the 890 and 901 Norden have had some cam problems as well

It's just KTM quality now sell it six this is one of the TRF guys camshaft on his 690 at 1200 miles. The 790's suffer the same fate as well apparently

I presume because he gave the copper everything he asked for without any attitude unlike the videos i see on line where everyone goes on about their rights and then wonder why they've been tasered shouting I've done nothing wrong

You do know it's a single cylinder and all he's doing is making it tick over faster that doesn't upset anything.

Welcome to the big single club

Can you afford it though he wants £300 and half a left leg for it

I was thinking that when you sent me up that bloody lane on my 650 a few weeks ago . I like riding all the back roads on mine and would be happy not doing any dirt roads but the temptation is too great and i always end up where i shouldn't be on it.

When a mate had a vasectomy years ago i was asking him about it after and he said everything still works the same but hes shooting spud water now. He also said when it shoots it sprays the bedroom ceiling now i think because its a lot thinner going through the pump

Every time i see that photo i keep thinking Pete has been reincarnated as a a bird but cursed with the same face for some reason